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Meghan: Wow, that dwarf guy is sooo hot.
Me: I know, I mean, he's GIMLI.
by Rokinfreeworld December 30, 2003
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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The Gimli is the sexual practice of surprising your partner by donning a false beard (similar to that of the dwarf Gimli) during sexual intercourse or similar acts.
Last night, the missus was well shocked when she looked up and I had done a Gimli
by Tubesy December 01, 2008
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small welsh dwarf, likes land rovers and is easily stressed.
usually found in underground bunkers or wales.
by admiral lovepants November 09, 2004
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