MIKE's definitions

Conglorporation

A portmanteu of conglomerate and corporation. One of those giant companies that stamps out all their competitors and has done a great job of ruining America. Often rely on child labour and taking advantage of the working class in countries all over the world.

I avoid shopping for mass-produced goods like Nike sneakers at conglorporations like Wal-Mart.

by Mike January 11, 2005

running cold

running cold 1: out of food, drugs or sex 2: being shut down, rejected or
3 being dead

mike is running cold on his woman

by mike May 13, 2005

one night stand

The name of the ECW reunion show ran by the WWE in June 2005.

On Sunday June the 12th of 2005 I had the best one night stand ever, ECW's One Night Stand. I didn't get an STD from that one night stand.

by Mike December 28, 2005

Huh

hUh definition for(what did you say)
2(thats not right)
3(your on stpid person)

dan said your stupid
mike told him (HUH)!

by mike May 13, 2005

rifftrax

Rifftraxs are .mp3's that you sync with a DVD which provide a hilarious MST3K-esque commentary. It was created and is performed by Mike Nelson of MST3K fame, though occasionally guest riffers with stop by to help, such as Kevin Murphy (also of MST3K fame) in the Star Trek V riff.

"It sucks that MST3K got cancelled, huh?" says Uninformed Yet Impressionable Friend
"DUDE! YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT RIFFTRAX! IT'S JUST LIKE MST3K, EXCEPT NOW HE MAKES FUN OF HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!" replies Hyped Up Rifftrax Fan.

by Mike August 23, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

No matter how many pictures of her are put onto collegehumor.com, she's still thought of as wholesome.

The day will come where we'll see Lindsay completely topless, and that will be proof that on the eighth day, God made Lindsay and Monday Night Football

by Mike April 25, 2005

moran

Representative James Moran (D-Va), a liberal Democrat opposed to the Bush administration. As such, strongly disliked by Bush supporters. One Bush supporter disliked him so much that he made a sign saying "Get a brain, Morans!" obviously with the intent to imply that Representative James Moran is a moron.

Representative James Moran: "I believe that the war in Iraq is the most pressing issue facing our country today. An early and outspoken opponent of the war, I voted against authorizing the President to go to war, co-authoring the Democratic alternative resolution which required President Bush to fully exhaust all diplomatic options before taking military action. I was also the original author of legislation that required the Defense Department, for the first time, to begin providing Congress with regular reports detailing how military operations were progressing in Iraq."

Sign guy: "Get a brain, Moran! Go USA!"

by Mike May 9, 2007