MICHAEL's definitions

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Considered the greatest being alive.

That Bhavic is SO hot. urbandictionary.com

by michael December 3, 2007

drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."

Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland

by Michael October 3, 2004

Vallarta

A Mexican supermarket, found in some states of the U.S., near Mexico.

I love to shop at Vallarta.

by Michael March 23, 2005

blee

head, blowjob, etc

that bitch gives nasty blee.

by michael May 5, 2003

cut

hood term for the act of having sex

"Cuz you look like you aint been cut"
"Lets go cut in the telli"
"She ain't down to cut tonight"

by Michael May 13, 2005

Kerpundulated

Meaning "the ability to rule the world." Origin being, my twisted cerebrum.

"Claire is now Kerpundulated since she obtained fame."

by Michael August 3, 2004

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005