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Rowlett

a city in Dallas County, right by the county of Rockwall, its growing in population. It's where i live :)
by Matt June 12, 2004
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smunky

Smunky listens to alkaline trio while making love to matt.
by matt May 27, 2003
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bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.
by matt August 27, 2003
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liberals

a group of people who place names on people such as homophobics, calls every republican either a white trash hillbilly who doesn't know better or a super rich stuck up snob who hates the poor and wants to take their money which doesn't make any sense when you think about it...why take the poors money? They have barely any money? There poor? Liberals can be any person who belives in their views...no one puts a name on them like they do to the conservatives. Liberals own all of the media and control all of it which isnt a bad thing its just that the news on TV is extremely biased. Democrats are fine in my opinon its just the extreme liberals that can hurt the country in my opinion.
Bill Clinton was a good man...but not a good president
by Matt June 21, 2004
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Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.
The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.
by Matt December 14, 2008
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fling

A crush or romanc between two young people
Their fling may turn out to be more
by Matt May 2, 2003
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covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.
I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed
by Matt July 18, 2003
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