MAtt's definitions

nantucket sleigh ride

a sex act in which the female is halfway on the floor with her ass and legs on the bed,(as if sleding face first,belly down.When it comes time for the male to spooge,he pulles it out and lets it snow.

Hey conor last night your mom and I took a nantucket sleigh ride!

by Matt April 21, 2003

YO Mamma

Noun: your mother, used to refer to someone's mother in a deragatory manner.

"Yo dude, i had sex with YO MAMMA last night! She's one good lay!"

by Matt December 10, 2003

slackery

the act of being slack

He is the king of slackery , lets spark this without him

by matt November 7, 2005

l33tn355

l337n355 is yeR d3gR33 0f Pwn4g3 and can b3 s0m3th1nG rather c00l.

20 h34dsh0tz 1n 4 r0w is ub3|2 l337n355.

by Matt December 12, 2003

asdf

Used when an appropriate title cannot be ascertained. Or: In the subject bar of an email when no title is deemed worthy.

asdfghjkl;'

by Matt June 13, 2002

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004