1080 definitions by Matt

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Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy
by Matt March 28, 2005
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Whoever says The Casualties are dumb can butfuck a donkey! Most of you people who say those things weren't even born when The Casualties came around, anyway! They are one of the best punk bands on this world! It's people like you who screw it over by calling them "Fashion Punk"!
This one is for the punks! We don't need any political skunks preaching crap like they know it all! Those self absorbed egotistical bastards don't have the balls to cut off thier hair! So fuck off you cunts!
by Matt June 24, 2004
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gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra
Ugh, dude you have the clap!
by Matt January 05, 2004
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"What a surprise! not only did she swallow the lot, but I got The Dirty Digit as well"
by Matt February 03, 2003
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They made really nice songs and had an organ, they also made songs with no meaning but people would read too deep into them.
the wasp is probably their best song
no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn
by Matt March 13, 2004
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Actually a quote from one of William Blake's poems. And where Jim had the idea for the name the Doors.
by Matt January 06, 2005
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If you say someone has a 10 on the Gayometer, then they are the most gay.

10 - Simmonsgay
9- Fashiondesignergay
8- Queerbait
7- Eltongay
6- Timbergay
5- Ass bandit
4- Tomcruisegay
3- Peder-ass
2- Closet case
1- Bisexual
0- Straight
Rob is gay.
Hmm... would you say he's Simmonsgay or Timbergay?
by Matt February 10, 2004
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