MATT's definitions

trolla

holla + keep on truckin'

we'll trolla big balla

by Matt February 3, 2005

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Paz Lenchantin

Hot bass player for APC and Zwan. Has a bald fetish.

by matt October 23, 2003

Satay

A kind of Thai Food, like a kebab. Also a violent term, ie. to rough up, fuck up, or dropkick.

"Nick tried jacking my dope, so I'm gonna satay his ass at Alan's house later"

by Matt December 5, 2003

pokey jabby

What we use to mix a bowl of partially smoked ganja. Usually a screwdriver of some sort or a pair of tweezers.

The bowl ain't done... let me pull out my pokey jabby.

by matt February 20, 2005

holy mackinaw

Equivilant to 'Holy Shit'. Often used by hockey announcer Joe Bowen.

"Holy Mackinaw! What a save made by Belfour!"

by matt October 23, 2003

Noberini

A sexy person that everybody loves and admires...

Hey, you are not a Noberini

by Matt March 26, 2005