MATT's definitions

Slutitude

Maximum Slutosity. The act of being uber sluttish

Devin showed off her slutitude today by wearing a miniskirt and see through tube top

by Matt May 13, 2005

coheed and cambria

In reality this is a kick ass band with great musical talent and an equally great talent for writing. In a fictional world, Coheed and Cambria are husband and wife in a science fiction story written by the singer of the band Claudio Sanchez. The story revolves around Coheed transforming into the Monstar after being injected with a serum by a dragonfly, and the fate of the universe rests in his hands. Claudio wrote himself into the story as the last remaining child of 4, the other 3 were murdered by their parents Coheed and Cambria. Claudio is now The Crowing or a messiah like character. If you are still interested, the graphic novels written by Claudio tell the entire story.

Matt: Hey you know that band Coheed and Cambria?
Azn Jon: Yeah what about em?
Matt: You are gay.

by Matt May 5, 2005

sporge

variant of "spooge"

Semen. If you don't know what that is, try to think back to the sex video they showed you in fifth grade.

Hey Bob, you've got some sporge on your chin.

Getting sporge in your eye can spread AIDS.

by Matt April 21, 2005

Yankees

The greatest organization in all of team sports.

The yankees have won 26 world series since 1918 and the Red Sox have won 0.

by Matt October 20, 2003

Grand Slam

Like a slam, only grand.

Oh man, that was a grand slam right outta the ballpark!

by Matt November 3, 2003

basting

the act of shooting heroin up the rectum with a turkey baster

"hey, i caught franz basting last night"

by matt December 24, 2003

spock's beard

a strange progressive / new age band, have some ok songs but pretty experimental.

I'm gonna go trip out to Spock's Beard.

by matt November 16, 2004