MATT's definitions

beastial

Huge massive cock like oversized, way oversized, mofo would mother fuckin kill you with that thing

That guy's cock was beastial.
It was so beastial that it ripped her a new one. In fact 2 new ones

by Matt February 7, 2005

fountain day

The Party to end all parties at SUNY Albany where a large fountain in the middle of campus gets turned on around 3 weeks before the end of school and everyone gets drunk.

You going to fountain day?
Yeah I'm alreadyd drunk!

by Matt April 27, 2004

Warlock-X

Top Starcraft player.

I don't want to bother playing starcraft cause Warlock-x will kick my ass.

by Matt June 6, 2003

Pud

Old mans ball sac

by matt August 3, 2003

face

a person who uses a lot of cocaine. short for "cokeface"

yo face, pass me a beer

by matt March 22, 2004

Baccon

It's the Po-Po..5-0..Piggy..doughnut loving S.O.B..COPS

I smell Baccon!!!

by Matt September 16, 2003

Tah-Poozie

When you mastuerbate to orgasim, and Poop at the same time.

After eating Taco Bell, and watching porn, it was the perfect time to Tah-Poozie

by Matt December 10, 2003