MARK's definitions

morning wood

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus

by mark March 29, 2004

quigibo

ape like animal that has a round balleding head and a bad temper and is fat looks like homer simpson....

bart: quigibo
homer: no such thing take it back boy
Bart: so its real its a ape like animal that has a round balleding head and a bad temper and is fat

by mark January 18, 2005

bonker

WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job

I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.

by Mark December 18, 2003

bekah

A very hott and beautiful girl.

Have you seen Bekah? She's perfect!

by Mark July 23, 2004

maccaroni and cheese

In a retail establishment.
A customer who pays full price (mac) for an item and also purchased the extended warranty (Cheeze).

That guy just laid down "He bought the maccaroni and cheese!".

by Mark January 18, 2004

Lymta

A word that is more than love, something that cannot be expressed in any other way. A feeling that requires all of ones being.
Crude translation
-I love you more than anything-

Lymta can be used to close a conversation or just to express a great love.

by Mark October 2, 2004

Gawoompy

the noise that a tight virganal pussy makes when eating its first penis

ill be gentle making your gawoompy talk

by Mark July 31, 2004