Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Lord Cthulhu

company time

Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.

Can you believe I'm paid 50 bucks an hour to post shit in the Urban Dictionary during company time?

Group of persons that do the shit they do just because the others do so.

The people that post in the Urban Dick-tionary ARE the mob.
Myself included.

mob by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003

Chemical way to change your male gender to female.

I took steroids, my cock n' balls shrinked and formed a nice vulva, and since I started to develope breasts I think I'll be street prostitute.

steroids by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003

The "outcome" of the ingestion of a gallon of liquor.

Damn tequila, always makes me barf on my bed in my sleep.

barf by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003

The person up here was surely on crack...

A poodle is a hell beastling, shit maker, unstandable source of noise. Worthy to skin them alive.

I actually take pride of kicking motherfucking annoying poodles. I don't kick any other kind of puppies.

poddle by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003

She played with that drilldo up her bum al night

Result of events that have a devastating effect on someone, usually an ill fate, a grim future, an unreversally bad condition, pain and / or death.

"Romeo and Juliet" play had a tragic ending