Lon's definitions

tator tottin' it

What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.

Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.

by Lon April 15, 2006

clam jack

The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.

I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.

by Lon December 28, 2005

money

What Snoop Dogg has on his mind.

"...With my mind on my money and my money on my mind..."

by Lon December 28, 2005

Vanna White Job

The task of standing up and manually changing the channel on the television control panel to find something entertaining to watch while your friends and family sit there and force you to keep changing the channels.

I stood up to get some pizza, but instead, I got stuck with the Vanna White Job.

by Lon December 28, 2005

Matriculate

A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.

"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!

by Lon November 14, 2005

mad minute

A math game given to elementary school students to help them learn their multiplication tables.

The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.

I was the Mad Minute champion in grade school.

by Lon September 5, 2005

biodome

A humorous film with Pauly Shore.

Shave poochy poochy.

by Lon September 5, 2005