jackoffsturbate

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.
Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.
by Lon August 18, 2005
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mad minute

A math game given to elementary school students to help them learn their multiplication tables.

The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.
I was the Mad Minute champion in grade school.
by Lon September 05, 2005
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weblish

Weblish is a form of english that is used as a slang for online conversations. See also, internet jargon.
OMG ur such a jerk! WTF is ur problem?
by Lon August 04, 2005
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pathology

Pathology is the scientific study of disease and its causes, processes, development, and consequences.
by Lon September 01, 2005
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inner fat kid

The state of mind that a person may retain even after losing a significant amount of weight. Usually exhibited by late night food cravings, eating candy bars, and day dreaming about unhealthy foods
I knew JP still had his inner fat kid when he suggested we get buffalo wings at one in the morning.
by Lon January 14, 2008
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Messica

Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?
by Lon February 24, 2005
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intellect

Intellect refers to a human's ability to function outside of instinct. Examples include art, music, emotion, and worship.
Intellect should not be confused with intelligence.
by Lon April 17, 2006
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