Lon's definitions

Detroit Lions

The laughingstock of the NFL.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by Lon August 6, 2006

buffalo wings

One of the greatest food creations of all time. Buffalo Wings are chicken wings that are breaded, and then coated in "Buffalo Sauce" which is almost always liquified red pepper, but some restaurants add other ingredients.

There is great debate amongs b-wing lovers about who has the best wings. It is generally agreed upon that Hooters has the best wings in the world, while Buffalo Wild Wings comes in a close second.

Plus, they go great with beer.

Buffalo Wings are a must for any sports party.

by Lon August 8, 2005

glitch gamer

A person who repeatedly uses an AI glitch in a video game to their advantage. This is seen most often on sports titles, with Madden NFL Football and NCAA Football having some of the biggest known glitches.

These "glitches" are nearly impossible to defend against, since they are a flaw in the programming of the application.

This bastard throws a Hail Mary on every play and completes the pass 85% of the time. In real life, this does not happen.

by Lon August 10, 2005

jackoffsturbate

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

by Lon August 18, 2005

GLA

One of the three factions to choose from in the game Command and Conquer: Generals. They possess some of the strongest and lightest infantry and tank units, and can upgrade easily.

OMG U SENT A GLA SCUD STORM YOU FUXOR!

by Lon August 24, 2005

pathology

Pathology is the scientific study of disease and its causes, processes, development, and consequences.

HIV is a type of pathogen.

by Lon September 1, 2005

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005