Messica

Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...

Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?

by Lon February 24, 2005

weblish

Weblish is a form of english that is used as a slang for online conversations. See also, internet jargon.

OMG ur such a jerk! WTF is ur problem?

by Lon August 4, 2005

intellect

Intellect refers to a human's ability to function outside of instinct. Examples include art, music, emotion, and worship.

Intellect should not be confused with intelligence.

by Lon April 17, 2006

Final Fantasy

Overrated RPG series. Which of these "final" fantasies are actually going to be the last god damn Final Fantasy?

Final Fantasy fanboys get a major chubby any time you talk about the series.

by Lon September 5, 2005

clam jack

The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.

I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.

by Lon December 28, 2005

atheist

A person who believes that no God exists.

Oh, you're an atheist? It's such a pity. I'm hope you enjoy your tenure in hell, being ripped apart for all eternity.

by Lon June 14, 2005

HTML

HTML is a programming language that is used to create and display webpages on web browsers.

You can think of HTML as a webpage's DNA.

I used HTML to code my site.

by Lon July 10, 2006