Loki's definitions

Thanks

Term used after having sex with a slut who only charged you a cigarette. Little do you know, sex isn't all she gave you in return. You also probably now have all 66 known STDs, HIV, and fleas.

Thanks, you stupid slut. I'll be back next weekend.

by Loki May 13, 2005

that's so lemon

"That's so lemon" is a way of saying something is very cool but slightly off, in the way that eating a lemon or something of that highly acidic or citrusy nature causes one to make /that/ face.

A: That new mansion I bought is so cool!
B: Yeah, that's so lemon! Too bad it's decrepit and beyond repair...

by Loki April 30, 2005

Smakx Up

When you get rapidly smacked in the face. It is considered "Smacked up" when it is only 50 smacks or less, but "Smakx Up", is about 150.

When he was sad, he used to get smakx'd up by his mama.

by Loki April 8, 2005

PYITA

Ancronym for Pound You In The Ass.

Federal PYITA Prison.

"If you do that they'll PYITA"
"I would PYITA for that kolondike bar"
"What would you say if I were to PYITA?"
"How about we go home and I PYITA? Hmm?"

by loki March 28, 2005

ghetto smack

The art of hitting someone with any nearby object, animal or person.
Came about due to lack of professional weapons in ghettos or slums, thereby requiring for the assailant to use any available object.

Penny backtalked me at the carnival yesterday, so i picked up a midget and ghetto smacked that bitch back to Beirut.

by loki March 27, 2005

omz

Variant of OMG, Oh My God.
OMZ is a condensation of Oh My Zod.

OMZ! The pandas are attacking!

by Loki March 26, 2005

Oh My Zod

Variant of Oh My God.
Used primarily by atheists and those who wish to be cool.
Can be condensed to OMZ.

NB: For the uninitiated, it's Zod as in General Zod from Superman.

Oh My Zod! Eve has no nipples!

by Loki March 26, 2005