Skip to main content

Lior Bar-On's definitions

corvette

A large prosthetic penis with four wheels, two doors and two seats.
He parked his Corvette by the club and by the time he came out he had a dozen phone numbers wedged under his wipers.
by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004
mugGet the corvette mug.

wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.
My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.
by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004
mugGet the wand rape mug.

DisCYAimer

A disclaimer - with emphasis on Covering Your Ass / Arse / Arsch.
DisCYAimer: The Manufacturer will not be held responsible if turning on this vacuum cleaner results in a nuclear detonation.
by Lior Bar-On April 2, 2005
mugGet the DisCYAimer mug.

gun nut

1. A person who takes a keen interest in firearms and ammunition, possibly including the study, peer discussion, ownership, bearing and use thereof - usually used playingly by oneself or by other firearms enthusiasts in this sense. Often associates with people with similar interests.

2. A person who takes seemingly morbid interest in firearms out of a belief that they provide protection, security and freedom while appearing scary to the uninitiated - usually used derogatively by non-gun people, particularly those who are scared of firearms.
Me: I keep my AR-15 mags loaded with hollow points for reduced penetration and higher stopping power for riot protection.
Everyone else: You're just another dangerous Second Amendment freak, a raving gun nut.
by Lior Bar-On June 3, 2006
mugGet the gun nut mug.

f-14

Grumman F-14 Tomcat, a two-engined fighter-bomber aircraft, formerly flown by the U.S. Navy and now used only by the Iranian Air Force. Probably the sexiest and most beautiful aircraft ever to grace our skies.
An F-14 called the ball and snagged the number 2 wire on the deck as it landed.
by Lior Bar-On August 2, 2007
mugGet the f-14 mug.

Glock

1. Bell in German. Therefore a glockenspiel is a bell game.
2. Surname of renowned Austrian industrialist, Gaston Glock.
3. Name of a prominent Austrian plastic and tenifer coated steel manufacturer - Glock GmbH.
4. A modern semiautomatic pistol made by Glock GmbH that combines such desirable features as extremely light weight, phenomenal durability, reliability, firepower and an unsettling ability to inspire crappy African-American hate music.
1. Ich habe eine glock.
2. Glock has just been sued again by some dick who shot off one of his own nuts by accident. Of course, when you do that by pulling the trigger of a loaded gun, it's obviously the manufacturer's fault.
3. I'm taking my GLOCK underwater to do some shark huntin'.
by Lior Bar-On August 16, 2004
mugGet the Glock mug.

simmer

A group of simmers met on Vatsim.
by Lior Bar-On October 10, 2006
mugGet the simmer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email