Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Lior Bar-On

cupid

A person who does very stupid things, a dimwit.

This word is a contraction of "Cupid Stunt", who was a character on the Kenny Everett Show in the 1980s. This in turn is a spoonerism of "Stupid Cunt". The expression is used by people who watched TV in the 1980s, usually to describe people who were born after show's popularity waned and are therefore unfamiliar with the expression.

1: That fellow was playing chicken with the trains on the railway line.
2: What a cupid.

by Lior Bar-On January 4, 2008

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snatchquack

A gynecologist

She came down with the clap, but a snatchquack sorted her out in record time.

by Lior Bar-On August 26, 2003

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nike defense

Running away from a violent confrontation, particularly using Nike sports shoes or where another person may resort to using a small arsenal to shoot his or her way out of it.

We was running low on ammo, so we used the Nike defense and hauled ass outa there

by Lior Bar-On July 13, 2004

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Glock

1. Bell in German. Therefore a glockenspiel is a bell game.
2. Surname of renowned Austrian industrialist, Gaston Glock.
3. Name of a prominent Austrian plastic and tenifer coated steel manufacturer - Glock GmbH.
4. A modern semiautomatic pistol made by Glock GmbH that combines such desirable features as extremely light weight, phenomenal durability, reliability, firepower and an unsettling ability to inspire crappy African-American hate music.

1. Ich habe eine glock.
2. Glock has just been sued again by some dick who shot off one of his own nuts by accident. Of course, when you do that by pulling the trigger of a loaded gun, it's obviously the manufacturer's fault.
3. I'm taking my GLOCK underwater to do some shark huntin'.

by Lior Bar-On August 16, 2004

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