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corvette

A large prosthetic penis with four wheels, two doors and two seats.
He parked his Corvette by the club and by the time he came out he had a dozen phone numbers wedged under his wipers.
by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004
mugGet the corvettemug.

gun nut

1. A person who takes a keen interest in firearms and ammunition, possibly including the study, peer discussion, ownership, bearing and use thereof - usually used playingly by oneself or by other firearms enthusiasts in this sense. Often associates with people with similar interests.

2. A person who takes seemingly morbid interest in firearms out of a belief that they provide protection, security and freedom while appearing scary to the uninitiated - usually used derogatively by non-gun people, particularly those who are scared of firearms.
Me: I keep my AR-15 mags loaded with hollow points for reduced penetration and higher stopping power for riot protection.
Everyone else: You're just another dangerous Second Amendment freak, a raving gun nut.
by Lior Bar-On June 3, 2006
mugGet the gun nutmug.

feinstein

1. (noun) Act of unabashed hypocrisy, particularly by a person who holds authority.

2. A hypocrite in general.

3. (verb) Commit an act of severe hypocrisy.

Derived from the name of a famous politician who wants to ban all privately owned guns while they have a concealed weapon permit in a place where getting one is almost impossible.
What a Feinstein! He gave me a ticket and then drove off through a red light!

She's Feinsteined us again, that wicked lady!
by Lior Bar-On June 8, 2004
mugGet the feinsteinmug.

snatchquack

She came down with the clap, but a snatchquack sorted her out in record time.
by Lior Bar-On August 26, 2003
mugGet the snatchquackmug.

simmer

A group of simmers met on Vatsim.
by Lior Bar-On October 10, 2006
mugGet the simmermug.

DisCYAimer

A disclaimer - with emphasis on Covering Your Ass / Arse / Arsch.
DisCYAimer: The Manufacturer will not be held responsible if turning on this vacuum cleaner results in a nuclear detonation.
by Lior Bar-On April 2, 2005
mugGet the DisCYAimermug.

assholster

A fanny pack that is used for concealing a handgun.
Your not going to pack with that assholster - it screams "Gun!" from a mile off!
by Lior Bar-On May 17, 2004
mugGet the assholstermug.

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