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A really stupid way of saying "noob"
Which a really stupid way of saying "newb"
Which is a really stupid way of saying "newbie"
Used by staggeringly unclever nerds to insult people but end up looking staggeringly retarded. Average age of user: 13-22 (When 99% of users reach 23 they realize how damn stupid they sound and stop speaking with lame, internet affectations)
People can cite the military all they like. Game nerds only use the word, because it is the mouth breathing internet dweller's idea of "clever" to respell shit in stupid ways.
Which a really stupid way of saying "newb"
Which is a really stupid way of saying "newbie"
Used by staggeringly unclever nerds to insult people but end up looking staggeringly retarded. Average age of user: 13-22 (When 99% of users reach 23 they realize how damn stupid they sound and stop speaking with lame, internet affectations)
People can cite the military all they like. Game nerds only use the word, because it is the mouth breathing internet dweller's idea of "clever" to respell shit in stupid ways.
Calling someone "nub" makes you look like a retarded 5 year old. It makes you look far more idiotic then those you mock.
by Lig Na Baste January 5, 2009
Get the nubmug. The whopping two total forum moderators on Nexon America's horrid message boards.
There are bad forum mods. Then, there are Nexon forum mods. (followed by Gamefaqs as the worst)
Tibaroo and -Hime- may actually go down in history, as THE least interested, apathetic and impotent moderators in internet history.
First thing, the two mods rarely communicate. When they DO line up enough functioning brain cells to type, it is most likely Korean, fed through a colander, translated by a blind Indonesian boy, onto an Etch A Sketch, which is then hurled into the back of their heads.
That means no help, no news or updates for weeks and months at a time. No aid for people having issues.
Despite being an American website for American games/gamers, both the users and the mods average 1:20 for native English speaking users, to 14 year old Pinoy jackholes and emaciated, 1337 Chinese/Korean kids destined to die playing Maple Story.
If you can imagine an Azn Helen Keller, coupled with a retarded, hatted, wheat chewing mule, kept entranced by a carefully placed carrot hanging over his PC monitor. You have a fairly decent idea of what the staff situation over at the ominous, black, smoke stack laden, light absorbing fortress that houses Nexon America.com
-is like.
The only time these two speak it's, at best, to post PR rhetoric and at worst, to present out and out lies, about how much Nexon gives a lucky green shit about you and, how much they would never thinking of shoving a red hot pike in your whale eye, just for slappies.
Second, they removed the edit button. This was due to a flaw in the system, that allowed users to reopen closed threads. Instead of fixing the issue, like human beings occasionally do, they simply removed the option of editing. Thus, the place looks like an unprofessional mess pretty much all the time.
Third, these lazy pricks do very little during the week and, somehow, manage to find excuse to not do anything all weekend.
This leads to the concept of "weekend trolls". People who spam the boards all day, with porn and other "4chan quality" (i.e. crap that even retards won't touch) garbage without reprecussion.
Fourth, these two are so inept and lazy and, Nexon America is so insanely cheap, that they actually had applications to allow certain users to become impromptu mods with limited powers. Rather than hiring more help, they'd have the users do it.
I'd have a joke about how idiotic it is to try and find such a responsible individual in Nexon's fanbase, but I'm not that fuckin' funny.
Nexon.com's boards are a troll's paradise. The staff clearly don't care. Like Blizzard, the moderators are unprofessional and elevate incompetence to heights Superman would second guess, on attempt.
There are bad forum mods. Then, there are Nexon forum mods. (followed by Gamefaqs as the worst)
Tibaroo and -Hime- may actually go down in history, as THE least interested, apathetic and impotent moderators in internet history.
First thing, the two mods rarely communicate. When they DO line up enough functioning brain cells to type, it is most likely Korean, fed through a colander, translated by a blind Indonesian boy, onto an Etch A Sketch, which is then hurled into the back of their heads.
That means no help, no news or updates for weeks and months at a time. No aid for people having issues.
Despite being an American website for American games/gamers, both the users and the mods average 1:20 for native English speaking users, to 14 year old Pinoy jackholes and emaciated, 1337 Chinese/Korean kids destined to die playing Maple Story.
If you can imagine an Azn Helen Keller, coupled with a retarded, hatted, wheat chewing mule, kept entranced by a carefully placed carrot hanging over his PC monitor. You have a fairly decent idea of what the staff situation over at the ominous, black, smoke stack laden, light absorbing fortress that houses Nexon America.com
-is like.
The only time these two speak it's, at best, to post PR rhetoric and at worst, to present out and out lies, about how much Nexon gives a lucky green shit about you and, how much they would never thinking of shoving a red hot pike in your whale eye, just for slappies.
Second, they removed the edit button. This was due to a flaw in the system, that allowed users to reopen closed threads. Instead of fixing the issue, like human beings occasionally do, they simply removed the option of editing. Thus, the place looks like an unprofessional mess pretty much all the time.
Third, these lazy pricks do very little during the week and, somehow, manage to find excuse to not do anything all weekend.
This leads to the concept of "weekend trolls". People who spam the boards all day, with porn and other "4chan quality" (i.e. crap that even retards won't touch) garbage without reprecussion.
Fourth, these two are so inept and lazy and, Nexon America is so insanely cheap, that they actually had applications to allow certain users to become impromptu mods with limited powers. Rather than hiring more help, they'd have the users do it.
I'd have a joke about how idiotic it is to try and find such a responsible individual in Nexon's fanbase, but I'm not that fuckin' funny.
Nexon.com's boards are a troll's paradise. The staff clearly don't care. Like Blizzard, the moderators are unprofessional and elevate incompetence to heights Superman would second guess, on attempt.
Tibaroo and -Hime- are like shit and puke.
Trying to figure out which one stinks more, just leads to a big, smelly mess.
Trying to figure out which one stinks more, just leads to a big, smelly mess.
by Lig Na Baste August 17, 2009
Get the Tibaroo and -Hime-mug. Something retards and trolls say, when they didn't like something they read, really want to argue but, just aren't smart enough to do so.
See also TL;DR
See also TL;DR
cool story bro is just more obnoxious forum chaff from the crap factory and anon daycare center, that is 4chan.
by Lig Na Baste August 14, 2009
Get the cool story bromug. Commentary:
Video game elitists are impotent, socially retarded fucksticks who honestly believe, with sincerity, that being able to push buttons and make simulated shit happen with any skill, is impressive to anyone over the age of eight and with an I.Q. higher than "drug testing chimp...'s post-flung shit".
In general, elitists of any kind, just standing around, are pathetic. It really should be legal, that if you saw an elitist, out assholing around town (or whatever they do) you could just wallop the bastard out of them for a good free minute, before being arrested and hauled off to court, where, you would receive a slap on the wrist. And by "slap on the wrist", I mean dinner for two at your choice of local, mid-range sit-down eateries.
In fact, the judge should award you a handful of Mrs. Fields cookies and hardy thank you for a job well done.
"You're doing God's work, Elitist basher!!!"
A -video game- elitist is so shitty, that they should, pretty much, be beaten all day long.
They should roll out of bed...directly into someone's fist and, the beating should last from that moment, to about the time they're knocked unconscious at night (after a long, hard day of "owning nubs", "pwning scrubs" and defecating into an official, limited edition, Unreal Tournament 3 Leet Helper "shitting bucket".
Video game elitists are impotent, socially retarded fucksticks who honestly believe, with sincerity, that being able to push buttons and make simulated shit happen with any skill, is impressive to anyone over the age of eight and with an I.Q. higher than "drug testing chimp...'s post-flung shit".
In general, elitists of any kind, just standing around, are pathetic. It really should be legal, that if you saw an elitist, out assholing around town (or whatever they do) you could just wallop the bastard out of them for a good free minute, before being arrested and hauled off to court, where, you would receive a slap on the wrist. And by "slap on the wrist", I mean dinner for two at your choice of local, mid-range sit-down eateries.
In fact, the judge should award you a handful of Mrs. Fields cookies and hardy thank you for a job well done.
"You're doing God's work, Elitist basher!!!"
A -video game- elitist is so shitty, that they should, pretty much, be beaten all day long.
They should roll out of bed...directly into someone's fist and, the beating should last from that moment, to about the time they're knocked unconscious at night (after a long, hard day of "owning nubs", "pwning scrubs" and defecating into an official, limited edition, Unreal Tournament 3 Leet Helper "shitting bucket".
by Lig Na Baste March 1, 2009
Get the Video Game Elitistmug. A chat room for racist, homophobic shit licking chicken-shits, pussies and morons.
With some videos attached.
A great source of footage of just about everything you can imagine. Comment system is buggy at best. Copyright rules seem to be the only rules truly enforced. Reporting feature is a joke that can result in an email stating that your claim won't even be read because you MAY have clicked 'send' more than once. Finding out how to report a person is nigh impossible as well. You tube doesn't give a shit.
The place where terrorists can post videos of executions, a moron can tell <insert sub culture/race> that they should all die...
BUT, a video featuring a baby dancing to a Prince song gets pulled. It's all about the $$$ at youtube.
Youtube's policies are enforced strictly on what can make them the most money. Trolls and terrorists get the most hits, so Youtube's staff ignores them.
With some videos attached.
A great source of footage of just about everything you can imagine. Comment system is buggy at best. Copyright rules seem to be the only rules truly enforced. Reporting feature is a joke that can result in an email stating that your claim won't even be read because you MAY have clicked 'send' more than once. Finding out how to report a person is nigh impossible as well. You tube doesn't give a shit.
The place where terrorists can post videos of executions, a moron can tell <insert sub culture/race> that they should all die...
BUT, a video featuring a baby dancing to a Prince song gets pulled. It's all about the $$$ at youtube.
Youtube's policies are enforced strictly on what can make them the most money. Trolls and terrorists get the most hits, so Youtube's staff ignores them.
Example Youtube Video (a Mother cradling her newborn just after birth)
Comments:
Idiot1: I'd fuk that bich!11!
Idiot2: You ugly cunt u babby is ugly to u bich cunt fag!
Idiot3: Bet that pussy is nice n bloody fap fap fap
Idiot4: I LMAO
Idiot5: cancer cancer penis fag nigger jew furfag emo penis penis faggity aids fag fag nigger fuck!!!
(Ages:)
Idiot1: 14
Idiot2: 15
Idiot3: 17
Idiot4: 13
Idiot5: 27
Comments:
Idiot1: I'd fuk that bich!11!
Idiot2: You ugly cunt u babby is ugly to u bich cunt fag!
Idiot3: Bet that pussy is nice n bloody fap fap fap
Idiot4: I LMAO
Idiot5: cancer cancer penis fag nigger jew furfag emo penis penis faggity aids fag fag nigger fuck!!!
(Ages:)
Idiot1: 14
Idiot2: 15
Idiot3: 17
Idiot4: 13
Idiot5: 27
by Lig Na Baste May 17, 2009
Get the Youtubemug. If you could take any maturity and/or dignity GameFAQs has, and completely replace it with childish, biased, console flaming douchebags that are somehow too stupid and childish to be members of GameFAQs, which is the third-most stupid website online, (second only to Gamespot which, is second only to Moviecodec.com).
You'd have Gamespot, the stupidest PURE-gaming website you'll ever need, if you ever need a stupid gaming website.
Members spend a great deal of time insulting people for having objective opinions, and liking another console. For Hell's sake, there's a 'Console War' section which, despite the large warnings, are really just asking for flame wars. The members can hardly be expected to maintain control, when talking about unrelated stuff.
When given a forum designed just for "warring" over consoles pops up, you're an idiot to believe, that these morons have the self control to behave.
Another great thing about the members is, they LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to bash GameFAQS. Which, is hilarious, because GF members spend a ton of time doing exactly the same about GS. I can't tell the difference.
The moderators?...whoo hoo! they're bad.
I don't know if CNET just raises these jackholes in some monstrous egg sack fertilized by unprofessional-ism and remedial forum moderation, but man they might be the worst in history.
These people are just like members, complete with the mandatory lack of objectivity, the favoritism toward specific members and all the lame-ass shit, better boards' staff avoid.
STAY AWAY. If you've found that, you've been exposed to Gamespot, immediately flush your eyes with water several times, induce vomiting, lie down...and then shoot yourself in the head. At least then, your last moments will more enjoyable then the time spent on that shitty site.
Gamespot made me want to go to GameFAQs and I believe, at that very moment, all the little children in Hell got out of school for a fun filled, snow day.
You'd have Gamespot, the stupidest PURE-gaming website you'll ever need, if you ever need a stupid gaming website.
Members spend a great deal of time insulting people for having objective opinions, and liking another console. For Hell's sake, there's a 'Console War' section which, despite the large warnings, are really just asking for flame wars. The members can hardly be expected to maintain control, when talking about unrelated stuff.
When given a forum designed just for "warring" over consoles pops up, you're an idiot to believe, that these morons have the self control to behave.
Another great thing about the members is, they LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to bash GameFAQS. Which, is hilarious, because GF members spend a ton of time doing exactly the same about GS. I can't tell the difference.
The moderators?...whoo hoo! they're bad.
I don't know if CNET just raises these jackholes in some monstrous egg sack fertilized by unprofessional-ism and remedial forum moderation, but man they might be the worst in history.
These people are just like members, complete with the mandatory lack of objectivity, the favoritism toward specific members and all the lame-ass shit, better boards' staff avoid.
STAY AWAY. If you've found that, you've been exposed to Gamespot, immediately flush your eyes with water several times, induce vomiting, lie down...and then shoot yourself in the head. At least then, your last moments will more enjoyable then the time spent on that shitty site.
Gamespot made me want to go to GameFAQs and I believe, at that very moment, all the little children in Hell got out of school for a fun filled, snow day.
by Lig Na Baste September 26, 2008
Get the Gamespotmug. An overpriced, collectible miniatures game concept produced by Wizkids Games. Examples: Hero Clix and Horror Clix.
Characterized by:
The use of piss poor injection molded plastic figures the same quality one finds in supermarket vending machines.
Convoluted rules that require weekly revisions and erratas.
Sets consisting of 3-5 interesting characters, the three lame headliners for each series and a Hefty cinch-sack full of filler no one could possibly want.
Play mats that may, or may not, have silver dollar Mickey Mouse pancake prices printed on the back.
Idiotic, attention grasping sales gimmicks, like having customers wait in line just for the opportunity -to win a raffle -to buy a product at a convention. FUN!
(That's right, you get the fun of waiting in line for the chance to win the chance to buy a product later at the con! AND the fun of waiting for your number to be drawn! FUN!)
Famous for producing no less then 40 Spiderman versions. One of which, may actually be playable. Took at least four versions before the "Super Senses" ability was even used.
Producing limited edition "prizes" the majority of which, are virtually unusable.
Milking idiotic, money-to-burn neckbeards for money most folks drop on samll automobiles.
Community consists mostly of snarky, virginal jerks who spend the day kissing Wizkids' collective ass for ripping them off and wallowing in fact that they will never touch a vagina. (see also: HCRealms)
Characterized by:
The use of piss poor injection molded plastic figures the same quality one finds in supermarket vending machines.
Convoluted rules that require weekly revisions and erratas.
Sets consisting of 3-5 interesting characters, the three lame headliners for each series and a Hefty cinch-sack full of filler no one could possibly want.
Play mats that may, or may not, have silver dollar Mickey Mouse pancake prices printed on the back.
Idiotic, attention grasping sales gimmicks, like having customers wait in line just for the opportunity -to win a raffle -to buy a product at a convention. FUN!
(That's right, you get the fun of waiting in line for the chance to win the chance to buy a product later at the con! AND the fun of waiting for your number to be drawn! FUN!)
Famous for producing no less then 40 Spiderman versions. One of which, may actually be playable. Took at least four versions before the "Super Senses" ability was even used.
Producing limited edition "prizes" the majority of which, are virtually unusable.
Milking idiotic, money-to-burn neckbeards for money most folks drop on samll automobiles.
Community consists mostly of snarky, virginal jerks who spend the day kissing Wizkids' collective ass for ripping them off and wallowing in fact that they will never touch a vagina. (see also: HCRealms)
The latest pile of overpriced, plastic clix crap is the Scarab from the video game series Halo. At $250, you can buy Halo 3 limited edition with the giant helmet thing. Except this is just a big plastic toy. That doesn't do anything. Except remind of you where that 250 dollars went...
by Lig Na Baste December 28, 2007
Get the Clixmug.