Liberal Joe's definitions

Flying Dutch Oven

When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.

I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.

by Liberal Joe January 17, 2019

Skeating

When you go on a ski trip but end up just eating the entire time.

When someone from Chaba tells you they're going on a ski trip they're actually just Skeating like fat fucks.

by Liberal Joe January 23, 2019

Jeff-laxed

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.

Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.

by Liberal Joe August 19, 2019

Fartboxing

When you fart in a car with closed windows and the smell is so vile that the windows fog up and an undefined ectoplasmic substance accumulates on all surfaces.

Fat Abbott was Fartboxing his vehicle with such incredibly rancid bombs that he projectile vomited all over his ugly ass soccer mom SUV. His passengers weren't so lucky and all perished.

by Liberal Joe May 13, 2019

Reverse Trump Derangement Syndrome

When you're so worried about criticism of Trump that you fail to rationally distinguish between a reasonable concern and an outright attack.

BB bitches all have Reverse Trump Derangement Syndrome like the cultist asswipes they are!

by Liberal Joe November 7, 2018

Abbottated

When you're sitting on a juicy private message till you have virtual blue balls, then inevitably succumb to the temptation and publicise it like the weak-spined pussy we all know you to be.

The punk ass bitch Abbottated me to a bunch of innocent skiers who deserved better.

by Liberal Joe March 25, 2019

Sheat

When you simultaneously need to shit and eat and can't decide which one to do first.

I needed to sheat so fucking bad on Passover that I just ended up eating Matzos in the bathroom.

Cata constantly needed to fucking Sheat and didn't get much cleaning done.

by Liberal Joe April 29, 2019