CHT

Stands for College Hill Tavern. A popular place for college students to grab beers whenever they feel like it.

Looks like I will be calling it a night after a long day of studying. But first I’ll grab beers at CHT.

by Leopards14 November 20, 2019

rejection letter

A letter from college, graduate school or job suggesting that they don't want you or have no room for you.

Shit. I got a rejection letter in the mail from my top college.

by Leopards14 February 28, 2019

81

Any parking enforcement officer who writes vague, unnecessary parking tickets just for money.

What the heck! A parking ticket?? An 81 must have walked past my car.

by Leopards14 September 25, 2019

N.A.B.

Stands for No Available Batches, which is what it says on Instacart shopper app when it is slow and there are not any batches to accept.

Wow, Instacart is slow today. Nothing but N.A.B. Looks like I won’t make much cash today.

by Leopards14 May 24, 2022

Boneyard

Backyard of a private home near a college occupied by students choosing to live off-campus, but open to general public during parties.

Gotta take a study break. Let’s go to the Boneyard.

by Leopards14 November 02, 2019

Something went wrong

Technology's FAVORITE word. When it decides that there is an error and refuses to reveal the cause.

Computer: "Something went wrong"

Phone: "Something went wrong"

Tablet: "Something went wrong"
Me: What the Fuck!!!!!

by Leopards14 December 06, 2023

Convenience fee

A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.

Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.

NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"

(15 years later)

Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"

Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"

Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."

by Leopards14 October 02, 2023