Stands for “Looking for orders”, which is what it says on DoorDash Dasher app when DoorDash is either just slow in the area, or there are too many drivers with not enough orders.
Why is DoorDash not sending me any orders? Nothing but L.F.O.
Oh that’s right. DoorDash hired too many Dashers in the area
Oh that’s right. DoorDash hired too many Dashers in the area
by Leopards14 May 24, 2022
by Leopards14 November 07, 2019
A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
by Leopards14 October 02, 2023
Stands for College Hill Tavern. A popular place for college students to grab beers whenever they feel like it.
Looks like I will be calling it a night after a long day of studying. But first I’ll grab beers at CHT.
by Leopards14 November 21, 2019
Stands for No Available Batches, which is what it says on Instacart shopper app when it is slow and there are not any batches to accept.
by Leopards14 May 24, 2022
Student A: Where have you been? You were supposed to be in class
Student B: I skipped class. Not that it matters
Student A: Well you’re such a Beek
Student B: I skipped class. Not that it matters
Student A: Well you’re such a Beek
by Leopards14 January 31, 2022
Computer: "Something went wrong"
Phone: "Something went wrong"
Tablet: "Something went wrong"
Me: What the Fuck!!!!!
Phone: "Something went wrong"
Tablet: "Something went wrong"
Me: What the Fuck!!!!!
by Leopards14 December 06, 2023