Leopards14's definitions

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Convenience fee

A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.

Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.

NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"

(15 years later)

Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"

Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"

Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."

by Leopards14 October 2, 2023

Boneyard

Backyard of a private home near a college occupied by students choosing to live off-campus, but open to general public during parties.

Gotta take a study break. Let’s go to the Boneyard.

by Leopards14 November 2, 2019

AB&G

Happiest restaurant owned by the happiest man in town

I need a reason to be happy. Let’s go to the AB&G!

by Leopards14 July 1, 2022

Musical tram

An aerial tram that plays music in the background for passengers. Usually rock music.

Have you ever ridden the aerial tram to the top of the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort? It’s a musical tram! It’s awesome to hear rock music while riding the tram en route to the top!

by Leopards14 January 15, 2022

N.A.B.

Stands for No Available Batches, which is what it says on Instacart shopper app when it is slow and there are not any batches to accept.

Wow, Instacart is slow today. Nothing but N.A.B. Looks like I won’t make much cash today.

by Leopards14 May 24, 2022

L.F.O.

Stands for “Looking for orders”, which is what it says on DoorDash Dasher app when DoorDash is either just slow in the area, or there are too many drivers with not enough orders.

Why is DoorDash not sending me any orders? Nothing but L.F.O.

Oh that’s right. DoorDash hired too many Dashers in the area

by Leopards14 May 24, 2022