Lee's definitions

Maura

The most wonderful or beautiful girl you have ever seen; one of a kind

I met myself a Maura today

She is definitely a Maura

by Lee February 13, 2004

lanch

"LUNCH" as known by MRS SPRINGER, the Math Teacher who Attempted SUICIDE.

"Okay fowks, it's time to go to lanch"

by Lee October 24, 2003

dia-peea

the piss and feces that accidently leaks out of your girlfriends ass after you surprise her during anal sex by urinating in her rectum

damn, jenny, you got dia-peea all over my pillowcase

by Lee April 6, 2005

kelpsy

a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.

"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"

by Lee September 18, 2002

paranoia

the greatest player who ever played Tactical Ops used this name.

PaRaNoiA fucking owns

by Lee March 1, 2004

Engorger

A gay feeder. A man who has a fetish for turning thin men into fat men. To engore a man

By day Rupert was a potato farmer but by night there was nothing Rupert preferred more than to engorge his underweight sexual partner.

by Lee April 16, 2005

butt cheese

When so much shit accumulates in your ass crack that it forms a dairy product, also known as cheese.

It was clear who was the Dairy Queen. It was so hot and cheesey down there, he burnt his lip on the butt cheese

by lee September 1, 2004