Squatt

A term (verb) that describes the physical action a (sometimes inexperienced) sexual partner displays in which the person shows signs of sheer surprise, confusion, and eventual satisfaction from a rather unusual and/or unfamiliar sexual act. Largely a squatt or squatting is particularly more acceptable and receptive when it's being done from a female standpoint. However, a guy can squatt too, but that's just weird hearing about it unless a circle of chick perverts start talking about their foray with a man from the night before, but even then that just sounds hoaky.

"I put a finger in her butt while i was going down her last night and she squatted STUPID-STYLE. She couldn't believe how much she was enjoying it"

"I made this one chick squatt by biting her neck and whispering in her ear whilst giving it to her from behind, and she went NUTS!"

by zsrl04 April 28, 2010

squatt

A word that the hh girls like to think is funny because the mba guys don't know what it means. What they don't know is that it is not funny. The word doesn't mean a thing.

Squatt is mostly used by Walker for Emily.

by lee February 25, 2004

Squitter

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Squatijike

Wilbur Soot's cursed idea for an animal from Ranboo's stream on 5/28/2021. Bright blue, with large beady eyes, a big head, and a jacked body. Would rather not exist and yet does. No preferred biome to live in, uncomfortable everywhere.

"I relate to Squatijikes because I would also rather not exist."

by i_dont_even_know_dude May 28, 2021

Squat Cobbler

A sexual act wherein a fully-clothed, typically costumed subject pulls his/her pants down and squats the exposed buttocks down into a pie and wiggles around while being observed or filmed. Commonly associated with fetishists.

Synonyms: Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man, Dutch Apple Ass.

Variants: Crybaby Squat Cobbler, in which the subject cries while performing the act.

Dee: "What the hell is a Squat Cobbler??"
Jay: "It's when a man sits in pie. He sits... in a pie. And he... wiggles around."

by SeamusOLanigan May 20, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul

Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.

by zednotzee June 5, 2016

slav squat

Refers to the squatting position often done by Russians and other slavic people while loitering/waiting outside.

I saw a Russian in a slav squat while smoking a cigarette.

by dEX August 22, 2012