Girly

1. A pretty woman who hasn't yet lost her baby fat.

2. A woman who still have a fun, pixie, naughty side.

3. An adjective to declare something as weak, flighty, fearful, or a bad show of masculinity.
"Her face is soft and girly and she's an angel."

"She's a girly woman that likes to take bubble baths."

"Don't be a girly man!" --Arnold
by Lace Valentine November 13, 2004
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Hooligan

1. The title of a song sung by Peter Criss of the rock group, Kiss.

2. An adolescent gangster or trouble maker.

3. A pansy way for the British to say, "a thug."

4. The opposite of a softie.
"My granny, she said I was a hooligan
Runnin' 'round like a fool again..."
--Peter Criss
by Lace Valentine November 08, 2004
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Turducken

1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.

From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."

2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
"Bobbing for Turduckens!" --Homestar Runner
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Tutti Frutti

1. Slang for a Homosexual.

2. Ice cream with bits of candied fruit.

3. An early rock song written by Little Richard and covered by Pat Boone but not by Tom Waits.
"A wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom, Tutti Frutti, aw Rudi!" --Little Richard
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Tom Waits

1. A hobo whimsy best expressed by a musical and lyrical genius that is legendary and rich with sly legerdemain. A Gypsy talent.

2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.

3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.
"Tom Waits for no man. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Nick Cave to Henry Mancini
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Blubber Face

1. To sob deliriously, especially if the weeping face has a fair amount of jowls and wag.

2. Someone who is in the process of choking on a turducken.

3. Rush Limbaugh.
"All that right-wing talk radio is full of blubber face!"
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Softie

1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.

2. A semi-flaccid penis.

3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
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