Lace Valentine's definitions
1. A hobo whimsy best expressed by a musical and lyrical genius that is legendary and rich with sly legerdemain. A Gypsy talent.
2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.
3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.
2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.
3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.
"Tom Waits for no man. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Nick Cave to Henry Mancini
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
Get the Tom Waitsmug. 1. A pretty woman who hasn't yet lost her baby fat.
2. A woman who still have a fun, pixie, naughty side.
3. An adjective to declare something as weak, flighty, fearful, or a bad show of masculinity.
2. A woman who still have a fun, pixie, naughty side.
3. An adjective to declare something as weak, flighty, fearful, or a bad show of masculinity.
"Her face is soft and girly and she's an angel."
"She's a girly woman that likes to take bubble baths."
"Don't be a girly man!" --Arnold
"She's a girly woman that likes to take bubble baths."
"Don't be a girly man!" --Arnold
by Lace Valentine November 13, 2004
Get the Girlymug. 1) Unsolicited BlackBerry Thumb In Anus, which is a variation of UFIA.
2) Blackberry thumb is a repetitive motion injury, usually involving the thumb and BlackBerry wireless handheld.
2) Blackberry thumb is a repetitive motion injury, usually involving the thumb and BlackBerry wireless handheld.
by Lace Valentine October 21, 2005
Get the UBTIAmug. 1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
Get the Softiemug. The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.
Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004
Get the Internetsmug. 1. The title of a song sung by Peter Criss of the rock group, Kiss.
2. An adolescent gangster or trouble maker.
3. A pansy way for the British to say, "a thug."
4. The opposite of a softie.
2. An adolescent gangster or trouble maker.
3. A pansy way for the British to say, "a thug."
4. The opposite of a softie.
by Lace Valentine November 8, 2004
Get the Hooliganmug. 1. To sob deliriously, especially if the weeping face has a fair amount of jowls and wag.
2. Someone who is in the process of choking on a turducken.
3. Rush Limbaugh.
2. Someone who is in the process of choking on a turducken.
3. Rush Limbaugh.
by Lace Valentine November 8, 2004
Get the Blubber Facemug.