rolling roadblock

a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side
Louie hated rolling roadblocks until one saved him from a speed trap.
by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009
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husbland

the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man.
Mary: Hi Jane, how was your husbland's fishing trip?
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling.
by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
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urban dic dick

1. An urban dictionary contributor whose terms are always focused on male anatomy. 2. An urban dictionary reader who is only interested in terms relating to the penis and its use.
Harry added fifteen terms to Urban Dictionary, all about his dingdong. He's such an urban dic dick.
by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009
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hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.
"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.
by lalalander17 July 21, 2009
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moany joanie

a woman who moans nonstop during sex.
Tony: Last night I fucked a moany Joanie for two hours.
by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009
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urban oneupmanship

forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.
I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!
by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009
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laughlinks

links found in the body of an email that, when clicked, take you to something funny.
Did you see Charlie's email? It's got three laughlinks.
by LaLaLander17 February 16, 2009
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