abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

geekzoid

A geekzoid is a computer nerd , or computer geek

Did you see that last episode of Starwars geekzoid?

by Luke August 11, 2003

dirty'n'old

Opposite of "shinymanageable".

I feel so dirty'n'old.
I'm not touching you. You're dirty'n'old.

by Luke January 8, 2005

Funyuns

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.

Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"

by Luke September 6, 2007

Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke May 13, 2005

bijou

The French word for "jewel"

Pier, please get that bijou out of my pussy.

by Luke June 20, 2003

IWC

Internet Wrestling Community

Scott Keith is the fattest, ugliest guy in the IWC

by Luke July 25, 2003