kunstable's definitions
a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or MDMA. the afflicted person's eyes will roll back in their skull,the jaw will move up and down at approximately 93 mph,and the words "man i am soooo baked" will usually be spoken in an unintelligible manner.
last night i was chin bar walloped
did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!
did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!
by Kunstable January 18, 2007
Get the chin bar wallopedmug. a now sadly out of use measurment of cannabis,that cost ten pounds.good if you were skint,but usually appeared not much unlike a spiders leg.
stoner 1:"get a fiver and we'll get a 10 deal"
stoner 2:"nah man,dont sell deals anymore thine friend,but the quarters are fifteen quid.no! wait! theyre 40 quid now round craigavon what a rip off,and its not even real pollen!"
stoner 2:"nah man,dont sell deals anymore thine friend,but the quarters are fifteen quid.no! wait! theyre 40 quid now round craigavon what a rip off,and its not even real pollen!"
by Kunstable January 18, 2007
Get the 10 dealmug. the ulster expression for a cigarette. a linguistic corruption of the word fag.
in craigavon the phrase "gis a feg" is widely used by the younger populace as an alternate greeting.
in craigavon the phrase "gis a feg" is widely used by the younger populace as an alternate greeting.
by Kunstable January 5, 2007
Get the fegmug. A supposed city,located in co.armagh, northern ireland. Developed from the 1960s onward to absorb excess population from Belfast.
Consists of nothing but a few office blocks, a shopping centre,and lots of council housing estates. Oh and lots of mucky fields so your guddies get dirty. Drugs are VERY easy to find. For all its social and economic problems, its most definatly the best place in the world. But carlsberg diddnt do Craigavon, Buckfast did!
Consists of nothing but a few office blocks, a shopping centre,and lots of council housing estates. Oh and lots of mucky fields so your guddies get dirty. Drugs are VERY easy to find. For all its social and economic problems, its most definatly the best place in the world. But carlsberg diddnt do Craigavon, Buckfast did!
by Kunstable March 21, 2007
Get the Craigavonmug. by Kunstable August 7, 2007
Get the Beersmug. a pastie is a battered almost burger like creation of which im actually not sure of the ingredients.anyhow the pastie is placed inside a bap,and with the optional(though highly recommended)addition of grated cheese it becomes a tasty meal all of its own.
according to speak norn iron"the pastie bap is 100% pure northern irish through and through.it was invented in 1987 to counter the popularity of wimpy burgers in belfast".
according to speak norn iron"the pastie bap is 100% pure northern irish through and through.it was invented in 1987 to counter the popularity of wimpy burgers in belfast".
by Kunstable January 18, 2007
Get the pastie bapmug. The pinnacle of high cuisine, in Northern Ireland at least. A meal that consists of chips,grated cheese and covered in gravy. Looks like vomit , or shit, depends where you get it from. But nonetheless is considered "sweet as" by the masses and tastes surprisingly good.
by kunstable December 2, 2007
Get the gravy cheesy chipmug.