kunstable's definitions

chin bar walloped

a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or MDMA. the afflicted person's eyes will roll back in their skull,the jaw will move up and down at approximately 93 mph,and the words "man i am soooo baked" will usually be spoken in an unintelligible manner.

last night i was chin bar walloped

did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!

by Kunstable January 18, 2007

C.O scene

The act of buying, and then consuming alcoholic beverages prior to entering a pub or bar, thereby saving money and aquiring a good deal of courage. Usually buckfast tonic wine is the drink of choice.

Carry out scene = C.O scene

PERSON 1---"Yo mate you goin for a C.O scene before we hit the town?"
PERSON 2---"Aye s'pose so man. What d'ya fancy gettin? Im sick gettin wine"(Buckfast tonic wine)

enter the off licence......

after looking at the range of alcohol for five minutes.....

PERSON 1---"Wine it is then?"
PERSON 2---"Hmm.....aye.....nothin better I s'pose!!!"

by Kunstable August 7, 2007

wingers

Another term for ecstasy, MDMA, E's, etc. The phrase can often refer to at least 20 tablets, or "wingers", often neatly wrapped up in cling film. Also, can possibly be used as a personal name.

"Run down to Lego and get a load of wingers"

"Ye nat on the wingers t'nite then mucker?"

"Them wingers gat me fucking chin bar walloped!!!!"

"Have ya seen Wingers about lately then?"

by Kunstable January 20, 2008

rectum rattler

Another term for those men who get their A-Hole filled in by other men, and vice versa.

"Yer man over there is such a rectum rattler"

by Kunstable January 17, 2008

craigavon lakes

a beautiful set of 'balancing' lakes built as part of the development of the new town of craigavon.usually referred to simply as the lakes.surrounded by acres of parkland.
main attractions include
1.fishing for dead fish and toilet seats
2.swimming in heavily polluted water thereby growing another arm as a result
3.drinking and graffitti under the numerous lovely bridges
4.for kids aged 5 and over,bricking passing trains
5.watching all the people that actually work and have jobs powerwalk to keep fit
6.watersports centre is out of bounds due to radioactive contamination
7.tannaghmore animal farm,and if you visit the park at night you can witness the antics of derrymacash youths who cant hold their drink
8.and finally,rushmere shopping centre is very close to hand,as is legahory which sells a wide selection of your favorite class A,B and C drugs.

enjoy!

man:"wana walk around craigavon lakes love?"
wife:"nah cos we might be ate by the zombie"

by Kunstable January 18, 2007

Lithos

A term used to describe eastern european migrant workers in the vicinity of north Armagh. Possibly of Lithuanian,Estonian, but overwhelmingly Polish.

Most Lithos work in Moy Park.

Lithos usually drive bicycles and wear backpacks.

by Kunstable August 7, 2007

buckfast

the best alcoholic drink ever invented.a rich red,almost black wine, made by the wonderful benedictine monks.has many added chemicals such as sodium glycerophosphate and the ever more lovely vanillin. although known as "lurgan champagne", the truth of the matter is that Craigavon has the highest consumption of wine per person anywhere in the world.known the province over as "a 10 of wine", "buckie" , or most simply, "a bottle".

wee lad:"here mister go in to da offees and git us a bottle of buckfast, go on ahead."
me:"fuck aff wee lad ive been barred from here before for that"

by Kunstable January 18, 2007