kunstable's definitions

Craigavon

A supposed city,located in co.armagh, northern ireland. Developed from the 1960s onward to absorb excess population from Belfast.

Consists of nothing but a few office blocks, a shopping centre,and lots of council housing estates. Oh and lots of mucky fields so your guddies get dirty. Drugs are VERY easy to find. For all its social and economic problems, its most definatly the best place in the world. But carlsberg diddnt do Craigavon, Buckfast did!

Craigavon isnt as bad as u mite think

by Kunstable March 21, 2007

Beers

Unbelievably,this is the singular of beer!(if spoken by gerry)

Yo conors, d'ya want a beers?

Three beer, two beer, one Beers

by Kunstable August 7, 2007

Lithos

A term used to describe eastern european migrant workers in the vicinity of north Armagh. Possibly of Lithuanian,Estonian, but overwhelmingly Polish.

Most Lithos work in Moy Park.

Lithos usually drive bicycles and wear backpacks.

by Kunstable August 7, 2007

urban dictionary editors

a load of wankers that always choose not to publish your entries for some unknown reason. probably due to the fact that they are american and dont understand irish humour. or they are crap at geography.

bunch of cunts urban dictionary editors

by kunstable March 14, 2007

feg

the ulster expression for a cigarette. a linguistic corruption of the word fag.

in craigavon the phrase "gis a feg" is widely used by the younger populace as an alternate greeting.

person 1:"gis a feg wee lad"
person 2:"i dont have any"(shock)

by Kunstable January 5, 2007

10 deal

a now sadly out of use measurment of cannabis,that cost ten pounds.good if you were skint,but usually appeared not much unlike a spiders leg.

stoner 1:"get a fiver and we'll get a 10 deal"
stoner 2:"nah man,dont sell deals anymore thine friend,but the quarters are fifteen quid.no! wait! theyre 40 quid now round craigavon what a rip off,and its not even real pollen!"

by Kunstable January 18, 2007

gravy cheesy chip

The pinnacle of high cuisine, in Northern Ireland at least. A meal that consists of chips,grated cheese and covered in gravy. Looks like vomit , or shit, depends where you get it from. But nonetheless is considered "sweet as" by the masses and tastes surprisingly good.

some bah "gis a gravy cheesy chip bah"
chippie owner "i'll nak yer ballix in!"

by kunstable December 2, 2007