Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

animal porn

More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.

hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

tap a milf

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.

I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

wuffalo

(n.) The animal that waffles come from.

Kill me a waffalo and cook me some waffles from it

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

donkey work

Manual labour performed by one of lesser exoteric and assertive qualities than the leader. See bitch.

Jack is the youngest and weakest, the donkey work should toughthen him up a little.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

net present value

Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.

To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

arse bandit

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004