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When a state of war is declared on a country, or a country declares a state of war on another, they are considered to be a war-state, and are not eligible to compete in the Olympic games.
Iraq was a war-state, and technically, is still at war (although occupation is the final stage, imperialisation or handing over of power marks the end of war)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the Olympic torch mug.(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.
(n.) large breasts.
(n.) large breasts.
Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.
Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.
To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.
Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org
Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"
To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.
Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org
Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the service provider email mug.(n.) A terrible vehicle made by Vauxhall. This square shaped miniture SRi (Short for some retarded idiot- meaning the driver) is owned by all sorts of lower class faggots, despite being designed as an economical shopping trolley for middle aged women. Capable of the magical 105mph, this lightweight crap is claimed to be easily tuned because of the simple engine. It is possible to extract a rather dismal 137mph with a turbocharger.
Nova drivers only ever race other nova drivers. Fearing the mighty fiesta, another boy racer crap car, or the superior crap of ancient BMW 3.16, VW polo, Corsa, KA, saxo, clio, 206 etc.
All the above cars suck
All the above cars suck
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