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cube

A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.
Cube is a politically correct arguement in a room that lasts for ninetey minutes.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
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paddy

Midly offensive term for an irish person, taken from st. patrick, who wasn't actually Irish.
Who's that lying on the ground? Stop skiving Denis, you useless paddy.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
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life of Riley

An easy life without chores or responsibilities. The assumed typical life of an irishman.
He lives the life of riley; his missus does everything and he never lifts a finger.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
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lug

(v.) To paddle someone's ears. Often very harshly. Lug is also a word for ear
lug lug lug. Guess what? LUG! yeah! L-U-G ugl, gul, ulg, glu, lgu!


Yeah play with my ears SSSHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEZZZE
by Kung-fu Jesus September 6, 2006
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beowulf

pretext-The hero of a viking myth, where he wrestled with a monster that terrified people living in a hall, tearing off the arm.


(v.) To rip off someone's arm or break it intentionally
I beowulfed that thug over there when he tried to steal my watch. Haha, obviously he didn't get the sword, shield, and the fact that I had the name 'Ragnar fork beard' tatoed on my forehead meant I am a viking.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
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Confucius

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people!
confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
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count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004
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