Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

cunt fun

Sex with a woman. Hetrosexual or lesbian.

I have cunt fun with your cousin on a regular basis.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Goodwill

(n.) The difference between the value of a business as a whole and the sum of its' net assets. Usually a measurement of reputation, position, contacts etc etc. When a new partner is accepted into the business, they must buy thier share of the goodwill


Can be positive or negative.

Goodwill in the business as at 31 dec 2003 was valued at £80,000.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

nova

(n.) A terrible vehicle made by Vauxhall. This square shaped miniture SRi (Short for some retarded idiot- meaning the driver) is owned by all sorts of lower class faggots, despite being designed as an economical shopping trolley for middle aged women. Capable of the magical 105mph, this lightweight crap is claimed to be easily tuned because of the simple engine. It is possible to extract a rather dismal 137mph with a turbocharger.

Nova drivers only ever race other nova drivers. Fearing the mighty fiesta, another boy racer crap car, or the superior crap of ancient BMW 3.16, VW polo, Corsa, KA, saxo, clio, 206 etc.


All the above cars suck

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland

4th richest economy of the world. Fist steps to form were re-union of England and Wales (1282). Union of afore-mentioned and Scotland (1705). This made it the United Kingdom. When it conquered Ireland/Eire, it became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After this hold over Ireland was minimised to six counties, it assumed the current name.

Third longest country name in the world, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.

We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

valley of the kings

A place in Egypt-the tourism capital of Africa.

There be big pyramids there

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Victorian Britain

The United Kindom of Great Britain and Ireland, 1836-1901 (although this is usually extended to 1705-1914). A period of Great prosperity as Britains' second empire (the only remnants of the medievel empire after the end of the hundred years war decision in 1556 were the Channel Islands) came of age. Along with the starting points of joining England & wales with Scotland in 1705, the new empire set about restoring lands lost after the "Golden age", and this was overseen by Queen Victoria. Due to the fact that the poor were suppressed while the rich grew very rich and well educated with beautiful accents (like myself), the stereotype of the posh-Brit grew. This empire was practically gone by 1965, although this had been seen by Churchill as early as the end of world war I. However, in this time Britain became the largest superpower ever known. Off the back of what seemed and invincible navy, a skilled army and even the worlds' first air force (with air balloons, albeit), this mighty roaring lion seemed untameable until drawn into war with other superpowers, which allowed a weak-by-comparison nation (USA) to become powerful.

Victorian Britain was a reflection of the affluence of Britain, which was in control of itself, its' neighbour Ireland and had its' enemies on a leash for the most part.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004