Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

cut off your electric

A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.

dear leccy groovers

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

royal flush

The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.

I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

vet

(n.) A Veteran. One who is long-standing in the field.

(n.) A veterinarian, one who is engaged in seeing to the well being of animals.

(v.) To search the history of someone to evaluate them.

a) I am a veteran of the Golf wars. Fear my VW of doom!

b) I'm ill, take me to the vet. I mean, uh, woof?


c) Ok mr Gumba we need to vet your history before giving you a job as one man army.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

stomp a mud hole

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.

I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

COGS

Acronym: Cost of Goods sold. This is the cost of buying in goods.

Purchases, carriage in etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

ASD

American sign-language for the deaf.

There is a gorrilla that can say 2000 words in ASD.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

gaymer

one who goes to www.gaymer.org

queers play video games too!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004