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Colloseum

A large gladiatorial arena in Rome. Popular for tourists, now in a state of decay.
The colloseum held 50,000 people and never hosted a riot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the Colloseummug.

kick a man when he's down

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.
I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the kick a man when he's downmug.

ringside seat

(n.) A position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. Etymology is obviously boxing

Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat
Me an' my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don't get out of my sight, bitch.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
mugGet the ringside seatmug.

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.
I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004
mugGet the separate the sheep from the goatsmug.

Mosh pit

(Idiom noun) Where the little linkin park kiddies with girlfriends bigger than they are start to hump eachother and get hurt. They pretend these wounds were inflicted by some big fight. The truth is, that if anyone who is not some ghey little nu-metal fan gets in the pit, they knock the living shit out of everyone, including the scrawney singers, security and road crew.
The mosh pit is the dumbest fucking idea ever. It is for people too cowardly to get in a real fight. The pit sucks my dingdong.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the Mosh pitmug.

Gran Bretagne

J'habite a Gran Bretagne.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the Gran Bretagnemug.

get out more

What I shall do, starting monday.
I have written over 1300 definitions under a variety of names. I think I should get out more!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the get out moremug.

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