Definitions by Kristen

squirrelly 

1. when a skate/snowboarder makes a sketchy landing
2. something not quite right
3. typical dinner conversation in a college cafeteria

1. ref: any near-fall in a comp.
2. ref: "Run Lola Run"
3. ref: any conversation involving penguins, squirrels, or any other less than average topic

squirrelly by kristen January 25, 2004

West side 

The west sid eof chicago

"I'm from the west side!"
"West side up in this"

West side by Kristen December 20, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

A fat ass chode

"They declared Chris's chode a weapon of ass destruction on May 14, 2001"

weapon of ass destruction by Kristen December 3, 2003

fade to black 

What happens to your vision when there is a lack of oxygen to the brain. Often things will fade to black when you are very inebriated and/or under the influence of some sort of narcotic.

"I smoked so much opium this weekend that I was just standing there and everything faded to black... I passed out right on the floor."

fade to black by Kristen December 3, 2003

homophobe

Someone who is unexplainably bothered by couples/partners of the same sex (homosexuals). Often the so called "homophobe" either
a) has some un-attended issues they are trying to deny and are only taking a strong hatred toward homosexuals so that no one will assume they agree with it in any way when in all actuallity is probably a homosexual themselves.
b) is a close-minded, sheltered christian.
c) never met anyone gay.

"Ew sick, check out those fags, I want to kill those fuckers"
Three hours later, gets home, gets online and looks up "xxxgaypornxxx"

homophobe by Kristen December 3, 2003

cop a feel 

To feel on a woman's breasts or buttox; usually when she is not expecting it. Often followed up by a slap in the face.

"Susan was looking so great that I got behind her in line and copped a feel, she immediately turned around and slapped me."

cop a feel by Kristen December 3, 2003

like it ain't no thing 

1) Something that was done easily
2) When someone pretends something was done easily.

1) "I date 3 guys at once like it ain't no thang"
2) "George Bush is going to win this war like it ain't no thang"

like it ain't no thing by Kristen December 3, 2003