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Purple Inchworm

The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.
Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?

Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?

Zeke: Yeah.

Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.
by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007
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Appalachian Appellation

A name for a hillbilly, particularly ones from mountain country. Examples include Clem, Bocephus, and Zeke. Female Appalachian Appellations include Daisy & Ellie Mae. Of course, hillbillies do not use the term themselves, since they can't pronounce the word APPELLATION.
"Hi, I'm Bocephus Billy-Bob Burgundy."

"What kind of name of Bocephus?"

"Why, that thar's a Appalachian Appellation."
by Krakky McKraken August 6, 2006
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phantom gourmet

Busybody who always needs to ask where one's lunch has come from, even if it's obvious. Every ingredient must be accounted for.
Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?

Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"
by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008
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psychopotamus

Fat creature which is ordinarily tame but occasionally bursts into psychotic rages for no apparent reason.
Clyde: What the hell happened to you?!

Zeke: Good god, all I said was I didn't like eating at that new restaurant and she turned into a friggin' psychopotamus!
by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
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crater-faced cunt

Another euphemism for the Pork Orc. In other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for.
Zeke: I had to work through my lunch hour because Betsy thinks I came in an hour late.

Clem: Crater-faced cunt.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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manceptionist

Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?

Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.
by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
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sick twisted disturbed fuck

1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.

2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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