Kira_EZMoney's definitions

Chocolate Chocolate Chip

The ice cream flavor-of-choice of President Joe Biden.

“Chocolate Chocolate Chip!”
-Joe Biden

by Kira_EZMoney August 1, 2022

McDonald’s Hot Coffee

180 degree coffee that caused third degree burns on an old woman in the passenger seat of a stationary car.

She only asked McDonald’s to pay for her hospital bills, but when they only offered $500 she had no choice but to sue. Big corporations are the reason why you think that she was abusing the legal system to get a quick buck. Don’t be fooled, McDonald’s Hot Coffee is hot.

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

Dietz Nuts

Dietz Nuts are a product of the Dietz & Watson company, who cleverly took part of their name and infused it into popular meme Deez Nuts and made a beautiful hybrid: Dietz Nuts.

"dietz nuts!" "what are those?" "these?" "dietz nuts, dietz and wattson, dietz nuts" "those are nuts?" "dietz nuts arent nuts nuts, these are meat nuts" "those are meat nuts?" "meat nuts" "they're dietz nuts" "i'll get one of those" "grab a handful of dietz nuts" "yuh get a good grip in there" "hey chris, how dietz nuts taste?" "are they delicious?" "what a fun snack”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

Choppa

A gun, typically a rifle.

“Speed Racer really let that choppa sing.”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

Literally

A word that you will learn when you are 7 years old. When you hear it, you will think that it’s a super-high intelligence word and use it in every sentence from then on out. People still do that as adults, which is always mind-numbing unless Chris Traeger says it. Then it’s okay.

“I have literally never eaten a dorito before.”
“Go fuck yourself.”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

Booksmart

A movie you should watch.

“Booksmart is a good movie.”
“Indeed.”
“Yes.”
“Quite.”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

Femboy

The type of people I wish I could fuck more.

“Dude I fucking love femboys.”
“Sir, this is a Walgreens.”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022