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A religion afraid to have beliefs, rituals, or tenets.
Unitarian Universalism is a religion to the same extent that eating fish and chicken is a vegetarian practice.
by Killing Kittens September 09, 2006
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A web site where you can create your own definitions to common words so as to comment on society, which are then deleted by those people who are offended by the truth.
I wish urbandictionary.com would tell you when enough people dislike your definition and want it dead.
by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004
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When the hamster begins to look good.
When the French guy said, "You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" he was probably implying that Arthur's father was too drunk one critical night.
by Killing Kittens January 10, 2006
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One of the few sequels that surpassed the original.
We have, ironically, World War II to thank for ending the depression.
by Killing Kittens December 11, 2005
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Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull.
--Rod Serling
by Killing Kittens October 23, 2004
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David DeAngelo says that every guy who is not a shallow, egotistical, misogynistic asshole is a wussy.
by Killing Kittens February 24, 2005
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A word used in place of "bestiality", often with the intention of making the practice sound more dignified.
"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is removed to protect dolphinlovers, musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children." from www.dolphinsex.org
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004
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