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a male who recieves no oral sex from his spouse
timmy bierce
bierce by whyhello1 September 10, 2010
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Ambrose Bierce 

1. totally cool American writer, satirist, and all-around genius who wrote "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" and, more importantly, The Devil's Dictionary (1911), which is the forerunner to Urban Dictionary

2. without this guy, there would be no Urban Dictionary or King Dork, by Frank Portman
Man, Ambrose Bierce was a real smart ass.
Birce is the ultimate queen and she is the hottest bitch in town. She is smart pretty and funny. Shes the best💘
Birce is the most beautiful girl in the universe.
birce by whathell May 30, 2020

Biercrafting 

The act of frequenting Biercraft each weekend in pursuit of glimpsing the elusive captain. The captain is not a real captain but one who wears a captain’s hat and causes mayhem through his shenanigans.
Dude, let’s go Biercrafting this weekend, I need me some captain.

Captain, my captain, I’ve gone Biercrafting three weekends in a row, and dude, where are you?

What a successful Biercrafting weekend, the captain was in top form, riding his electric scooter into Biercraft was over-the-top-epic.
Biercrafting by OMGeeeeeeeeee May 21, 2023
That dude is a massive biece
Biece by thebiggestfurry June 27, 2023
plural of beers when you've had to many
"i drank a buncha BEERCE"
"12 beerce to my noggin,"
beerce by prettyXXXnoose February 20, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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