Kevin 's definitions

dixon

the word you call your little siblings when your really angry

shut up you "dixon"

by Kevin December 9, 2003

short timer

That bastard co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a shit about shit.

Don't even bother waking Jim, he's a short timer.

by kevin December 7, 2003

teletubby

An overweight person who likely snacks often infront of the television.

What up? (Fucking teletubby).

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Ashanti

A hair weave and a pair of thighs.

Ja Rule and Ashanti

by Kevin November 16, 2003

hawthorne heights

this is bullshit and not true. "hawthorne heights is an fukin rad band.. not very well known but deserve to be.. its emo!!! but it is also screamo..."

1. hawthorne heights IS very well known
2. hawthorne heights is NOT emo
3. hawthorne heights is NOT screamo
4. hawthorne heights sucks

see definitions of screamo for a better explanation

sucks. teh suck. blowz. sux0rz. man hawthorne heights is the worst band since everclear

by kevin March 1, 2005

carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

by Kevin July 14, 2008

Swimfan

The Best Movie Ever .

Becky:Have you seen Swimfan??
Jenny:No
Becky:You whore

by Kevin May 1, 2006