Definitions by Kerb

fuckadelic 

1. An orgy.

2. Anything with a lot of fucking it.

I went to a right fuckadelic swinger's party and fucked 15 people in one hour!

fuckadelic by Kerb November 29, 2004

pink elephant 

What one sees when going cold turkey from alcohol addiction.

The wino dried up and saw some pink elephants today.

pink elephant by Kerb November 29, 2004

tobacco 

1. A plant whose leaves are dried, fermented, mixed with hundreds of addictives incvluding freebase nicotine, than rolled (usu. by machine), packed, and retailed in licensed outlet.

2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.

3. A legal drug.

Dodge flicked open the packet and offered a fag.
"Want some tobacco, pardner?"

tobacco by Kerb November 29, 2004

easy rider 

1. A male who shags every woman. The complementary opposite of a bike.

2. A lesbian with a strap-on, riding a woman.

Cant find love? Go see Roland, the factory's easy rider!

easy rider by Kerb November 29, 2004

moonwalk 

Verb, a disco dance where one walks sliding backwards, but appear to be going forwards.

Michael is a good moonwalker.

moonwalk by Kerb November 28, 2004

Blunkett 

Person, who is blind and claims to be the British Home Secretary.

I saw David Blunkett on the telly today.

Blunkett by Kerb November 28, 2004

oralism 

Noun, a method of educating deaf children by speech and lipreading alone, without and/or banning the use of sign language.

With the result that deaf children grow up without learning eg. English language, and instead learns eg. British Sign Language from older children in school playgrounds.

Such deaf people end up with a deaf sounding voice, and poorly educated with a reading age of 9, unemployed or in unskilled labour.

Adj. Oralist.

You oralist bastard!

oralism by Kerb November 28, 2004