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vogon poetry

1. Poetry recited by a Vogon or by several Vogons, and is the third worst Poetry in the galaxy.

2. Any poetry recited in a slow repetitive lilt that goes on for eternity, and makes one want to yell at the poet, "Shut up!!!", scream, and punch him in the gob.
Ralph recited some poetry at the Arts Festival, and he went on and on and on, in a slow drawn-out lilt. After 15 minutes the audience got so fed up, shouted "Vogon Poetry!" and pelted him with rotten vegetables and used condoms.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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suit

Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".

Sometimes seen as uncool.
Kevin decided to go to the local dive wearing a suit.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
mugGet the suitmug.

hard edge

Billy: U Edge?
Daisy: Yeah!
Billy: U Vegan?
Daisy: Hard Edge Yeah!
by Kerb November 28, 2004
mugGet the hard edgemug.

mcdonalds

1. Noun: Scottish Clan.

2. Noun: Worldwide chain of outlets that are allegedly "restaurant" that allegedly sell "food".
McDonalds have the bare faced cheek to call itself a resturant.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
mugGet the mcdonaldsmug.

deafie

Person who is deaf, acceptable slang used within the deaf community.
900 deafies went to the deaf rave.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
mugGet the deafiemug.

Free festival

Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!
by Kerb November 30, 2004
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bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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