If you are a pussy and get offended over the smallest shit this is the school for you!
Go to the school if you are into homosexaulity or anything lgbtq and don't worry there is plenty of getting offended for no reason. Starting off that this school is lots of fun because all these faggots change their name and pronouns weekly so there is plenty of trouble knowing everyones name. There is a good reason this is called a special school.
"Oh look Lindfield learning village, the faggot school!" said any teenage boy.
Longfield Academy is a shitty school located in the north east of England the headteacher can’t even fit into his suits anymore because he’s a little prick and half of the school is full of fucking pedos
Do not send your kids to this school unless you want them to be molested by a bunch of nonces and pedophiles
lingfield college (previously known as lingfield notre dame) isn’t even a college yet for some reason that’s what it’s called. it’s full of kids who want to get a good education but aren’t rich enough to go to a good private school. all the teachers are wankers lol and all the kids are too. it’s not a good school and we all can’t wait until we get out of it. but i mean we get 8 weeks summer holiday !
kid: you know lingfield college?
kid 2: yeah it’s full of wankers and cheap slags lol
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