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Definitions by Kerb

jelly wrestling 

A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.

The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
My wife lost her bikinis at the jelly wrestling contest.
jelly wrestling by Kerb November 29, 2004
To.speak.in.a.ro.bot.ic.vo.i.ice.
Like.a.cy.bo.org.
They.do.not.like.oorg.gaan.ic.be.eings.
Dalek: Ex.te.er.mi.naa.ate!!!
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.
dalek by Kerb November 29, 2004

August Bank Holiday Island 

An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.
Coconut Airways run flights from London Hetahrow to August Bank Holiday Island.
August Bank Holiday Island by Kerb November 29, 2004
1. A fur coat garment, with hood, worn by Eskimos or Inuits.

2. A Western imitation of such garment, full of cheap insulating material, and lined with fake fur.

3. Garments worn by trainspotters, etc.

4. Train spotters, plane spotters, pylon spotters, bus spotters, mail van spotters, hearse spotters, Formula 1 spotters, 666 spotters, etc.
My name is John and I am an anorak. I am physically and psychologically addicted to spotting.
anorak by Kerb November 29, 2004

love bug 

1. To be smitten with love.

2. A cardboard oval decorated into a colourful looking beetle, with the words "LOVE BUG" written on it, and given to a total strangers in the street.
Amy gave away lots of Love Bugs at the anti-war demo.
love bug by Kerb November 29, 2004
To dress up as members of foreign royalty, sheiks, film stars, and book a tour on the state of the art naval warship, such as the Dreadnought. Thereby making the (insert nation) Navy looking like a right pillock.
prank by Kerb November 29, 2004

fool's errand 

A special errand given to new employees.
The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
fool's errand by Kerb November 29, 2004