Kerb's definitions

gerontophile

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile

Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

mohigan

Noun: A punk hairstyle, of shaven head except for a strip of hair along the centre of the head from the forehead to the back of the neck.

The strip of hair may be dyed into bright colours, styled into spikes using glue, or into an enormous brush like vertical quiff.

I went into a barber and asked for a mohigan.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

fuck

Abbreviation found on lavatory cubicle in Apartheid-era South Africa.

One cubicle has WC on it.
The other has FUCK on it - "For Us Coloured Kids"

I went to South Africa last year and FUCK was still on that toilet door!

by Kerb January 23, 2007

barefoot boogie

Noun: A dance event, usually in a rented hall or community centre, where shoes are left by the door, and freestyle dancing is encouraged. No smoking, alcohol, nor drugs are allowed.

Has a new age atmosphere.

My Vincent stopped going to raves and started to go to barefoot boogies.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

hen party

1. A girl's night out, especially one laid on for the bride getting married the next day.

Cf: stag

Susan went straight from the hen party to the church to get married.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

webaholic

Person addicted to internet use.

David had become a webaholic and as a result his studies is falling behind.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

ASBO's

Anti Social Behaviour Order, used mainly against youths who annoy ordinary respectable people and workers.

These can be in the form of curfew orders, so yobs cannot hang out in the street at night. Also to prevent street drinking, thus preventing drunk and disorderly bahaviour. Also to prevent agressive beggars approaching strangers for money.

A method of containment, while a longer term method can be implemented to encourage young people off under-age drinking, drugs, and to get them to school, and then to gainful employment.

John got an ASBO, not to use abusive language.

by Kerb November 27, 2004