Definitions by Kerb
jelly wrestling
A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.
The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
jelly wrestling by Kerb November 29, 2004
August Bank Holiday Island
An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.
August Bank Holiday Island by Kerb November 29, 2004
anorak
1. A fur coat garment, with hood, worn by Eskimos or Inuits.
2. A Western imitation of such garment, full of cheap insulating material, and lined with fake fur.
3. Garments worn by trainspotters, etc.
4. Train spotters, plane spotters, pylon spotters, bus spotters, mail van spotters, hearse spotters, Formula 1 spotters, 666 spotters, etc.
2. A Western imitation of such garment, full of cheap insulating material, and lined with fake fur.
3. Garments worn by trainspotters, etc.
4. Train spotters, plane spotters, pylon spotters, bus spotters, mail van spotters, hearse spotters, Formula 1 spotters, 666 spotters, etc.
love bug
1. To be smitten with love.
2. A cardboard oval decorated into a colourful looking beetle, with the words "LOVE BUG" written on it, and given to a total strangers in the street.
2. A cardboard oval decorated into a colourful looking beetle, with the words "LOVE BUG" written on it, and given to a total strangers in the street.
prank
To dress up as members of foreign royalty, sheiks, film stars, and book a tour on the state of the art naval warship, such as the Dreadnought. Thereby making the (insert nation) Navy looking like a right pillock.
What a prank! Bunga Bunga!
fool's errand
The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
fool's errand by Kerb November 29, 2004