ASBO's

Anti Social Behaviour Order, used mainly against youths who annoy ordinary respectable people and workers.

These can be in the form of curfew orders, so yobs cannot hang out in the street at night. Also to prevent street drinking, thus preventing drunk and disorderly bahaviour. Also to prevent agressive beggars approaching strangers for money.

A method of containment, while a longer term method can be implemented to encourage young people off under-age drinking, drugs, and to get them to school, and then to gainful employment.
John got an ASBO, not to use abusive language.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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ghetto blaster

A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.

It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.

It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.
Bob passed his time at the bus stop by playing his ghetto blaster.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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suit

Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".

Sometimes seen as uncool.
Kevin decided to go to the local dive wearing a suit.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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bird legs

Noun: Legs, usu. female, that are so thin that they resemble legs on birds.
My girlfriend is skinny and has bird legs.
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party

Music + Food + Drinks + at least 3 people of at least 2 sexes.

Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.
You are invited to a party at my place, bring bottle and bird.
by Kerb December 01, 2004
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August Bank Holiday Island

An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.
Coconut Airways run flights from London Hetahrow to August Bank Holiday Island.
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walmart

Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.
My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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