Kerb's definitions

hen party

1. A girl's night out, especially one laid on for the bride getting married the next day.

Cf: stag

Susan went straight from the hen party to the church to get married.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

fuck

Abbreviation found on lavatory cubicle in Apartheid-era South Africa.

One cubicle has WC on it.
The other has FUCK on it - "For Us Coloured Kids"

I went to South Africa last year and FUCK was still on that toilet door!

by Kerb January 23, 2007

webaholic

Person addicted to internet use.

David had become a webaholic and as a result his studies is falling behind.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

boxing

A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.

This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.

Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

aol

1. ISP for people with learning difficulties.

2. Manufacturer of free table coasters.

The village idiot soon got the hang of AOL.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

gerontophile

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile

Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

Rugby

A sport where two teams of 15 men wrestle on the grass with an oval ball.
Players are usually big, 16 stones, and does not feel pain or cold.

Small skinny players tend to last only 5 minutes.

Robin played rugby yesterday and broke his teeth.

by Kerb November 27, 2004