76 definitions by Kerb

puter

What surfers with learning difficulties call their computer.

My puter is very clever.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

clothing optional

Words on a sign at boundary of naturist beach, beyond which it becomes a criminal offence to wander about buck naked.

Billy eventually got the courage to remove his trunks at the clothing optional beach.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

fuckadelic

1. An orgy.

2. Anything with a lot of fucking it.

I went to a right fuckadelic swinger's party and fucked 15 people in one hour!

by Kerb November 29, 2004

drum rap

Verb: To makes drumming noises into the microphone, during a rap

Usually perceived as uncool.

I thought Desmond was making a funny noises on the stage, until someone told me he was drum rapping.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!

Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"

by Kerb November 27, 2004

hard edge

Vegan form of straight edge.

Billy: U Edge?
Daisy: Yeah!
Billy: U Vegan?
Daisy: Hard Edge Yeah!

by Kerb November 28, 2004

urbandictionary

An online dictionary, editable by users, esp. youths, Americans, and people who have a sense of humour.

Unfortunately frequented by posers, mis-spellers, graffitti artists, wannabe trolls, thereby attracting quality controllers to clean the sh*t off the dictionary.

Quality controllers are legally entitled to remove racist, obscene, libellious material off Urbandictionary, as well as material that might be in breach of copyright.

by Kerb November 28, 2004