76 definitions by Kerb
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Species of extra terrestrial, sterile hybrid species, who collect haploid (eg sperm and ova) samples from a variety of DNA based species in the Milky Way Galaxy. In order to vary their gene pool, as they reproduce by cloning.
The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.
The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.
When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"
by Kerb November 28, 2004
1. Noun: Scottish Clan.
2. Noun: Worldwide chain of outlets that are allegedly "restaurant" that allegedly sell "food".
2. Noun: Worldwide chain of outlets that are allegedly "restaurant" that allegedly sell "food".
by Kerb November 28, 2004
A con trick, which begins with a jailbait.
For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.
Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.
Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.
A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.
Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!
They progresses to holding hands.
"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.
At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.
Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.
The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.
"Now get out of there before I call the police!"
Mark beats a hasty retreat!
When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.
Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.
Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.
A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.
Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!
They progresses to holding hands.
"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.
At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.
Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.
The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.
"Now get out of there before I call the police!"
Mark beats a hasty retreat!
When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
by Kerb November 30, 2004
Noun: A dance event, usually in a rented hall or community centre, where shoes are left by the door, and freestyle dancing is encouraged. No smoking, alcohol, nor drugs are allowed.
Has a new age atmosphere.
Has a new age atmosphere.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.
The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
by Kerb November 29, 2004