Kerb's definitions

television

1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.

2. Very effective brainwashing machine.

Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."

by Kerb November 29, 2004

clothing optional

Words on a sign at boundary of naturist beach, beyond which it becomes a criminal offence to wander about buck naked.

Billy eventually got the courage to remove his trunks at the clothing optional beach.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

funky dreads

Short, styled dreadlocks.

Ooh look at that policeman with funky dreads!

by Kerb November 28, 2004

football supporters

People who actually enjoy watching twenty five men run around a field of grass after an inflated pigs bladder.

Jill: Ooh this looks like a nice pub!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!

by Kerb December 1, 2004

Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

jesus freak

1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.

2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".

A most uncool subculture.

Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

barefoot boogie

Noun: A dance event, usually in a rented hall or community centre, where shoes are left by the door, and freestyle dancing is encouraged. No smoking, alcohol, nor drugs are allowed.

Has a new age atmosphere.

My Vincent stopped going to raves and started to go to barefoot boogies.

by Kerb November 28, 2004