Kempo's definitions

pull an andy dufresne

In the film Shawshank Redemption, Andy DuFresne wanted library books, so he sent letters constantly to request the libary books. Then when he request was accepted, he sent more to get even more library books.

To pull an Andy DuFresne is to constantly hassle someone when you want something. Usually in regards to letters, like in the movie, or emails.

Ah yea, those bastards weren't answering my emails so I had to pull an Andy DuFresne on them.

by Kempo December 25, 2007

EOTF

EOTF is an acronym for eat off the floor.

Stfu and eotf bitch!

by Kempo January 28, 2008

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

Beatwalking

To walk to the beat while listening to music via your earphones. Usually done to Rap beats, with your feet landing on the snare drum.

"Ah man, I was going to school and I was beatwalking to 2Pac"

by Kempo March 14, 2006

Bubble Beard

When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.

It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.

I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!

My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!

by Kempo May 5, 2006

websoft

Software for websites.

Have you installed your own piece of websoft for your website?

What websoft are you using?

by Kempo August 4, 2006

rub it in

if someone rubs it in, they keep talking about something that makes you feel embarrassed or upset. I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in.

"I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in."

by Kempo September 21, 2007