Kempo's definitions

navvin

A shortened slang term for navigation.

Yo, who's navvin on this trip then?

by Kempo August 15, 2006

no ego

When you say an egotistical comment, you null it by saying the term no ego. Used in a similar way to gay comments and no homo.

So yea, I've got a great dress sense, no ego.

by Kempo May 18, 2007

xactly

It means exactly.. without the e! A far cooler way of saying it.

When speaking it aloud, it's pronounced "zack-lee"

Mark: And that is why he's a faggot.
Bill: Xactly.

by Kempo November 18, 2007

insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.

I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!

by Kempo May 9, 2006

chaself

A different way of saying the phrase "yourself?". Used in a conversational manner, as a reply.

Person A: How ya doing?
Person B: I'm good thanks, chaself?

by Kempo August 15, 2006

bedroomy

A way of describing a meeting between two people turning SEXUAL.

Person A: yea, me and Barbara are meeting, I hope it turns bedroomy.

Person A: So you meeting with Jane tonight?
Person B: Yep, should be cool.
Person A: Oh my god, it's not gonna turn bedroomy is it?!

by Kempo October 24, 2007

toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.

A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*

by Kempo March 28, 2009