Kempo's definitions

chasm

The process of smoking cannabis. Also known as a joint, spliff, bifter, zute and doobie.

Joe: What you doing after lunch?
Kane: Nothing man.
Joe: Wanna come for a chasm?

by Kempo May 17, 2006

PES out

To "PES out" is to partake in a session of the videogame Pro Evolution Soccer.

yo, i'm off now, gonna PES out

time to PES out

i'll be back later, PESing out.

by Kempo August 3, 2006

navvin

A shortened slang term for navigation.

Yo, who's navvin on this trip then?

by Kempo August 15, 2006

flawlessed

When you get beat severely in some sort of contest. Originated from Mortal Kombat, as when winning a match without receiving a single hit the message on the screen would say "Flawless".

Mike got flawlessed in that rap battle.

I flawlessed the dude who flawlessed you last week.

by Kempo May 16, 2006

no ego

When you say an egotistical comment, you null it by saying the term no ego. Used in a similar way to gay comments and no homo.

So yea, I've got a great dress sense, no ego.

by Kempo May 18, 2007

xactly

It means exactly.. without the e! A far cooler way of saying it.

When speaking it aloud, it's pronounced "zack-lee"

Mark: And that is why he's a faggot.
Bill: Xactly.

by Kempo November 18, 2007

arf arf

A response to something that is really unfunny.

Alan: I fucked your mum last night hahahaha.
James: ...arf arf.

by Kempo August 26, 2006