praisefest

Where you praise someone excessively to the point of disgust.

Example A:

Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much!
Matt: Oh for fuck sake. Don't turn this into a praisefest.

Example B:

Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much, she's so great, I'd love to kiss her until night falls, and carress her until the morning comes. Love awashes over my body like a river running through a forest, where water is scarce. Oh how much I love her!

Matt: SHUT THE FUCK UP...WITH YOUR PRAISEFEST.

by Kempo November 09, 2006

arf arf

A response to something that is really unfunny.

Alan: I fucked your mum last night hahahaha.
James: ...arf arf.

by Kempo August 26, 2006

lezer

Slang for a girl that is a lezbian.

i swear that girl over there is a lezer!

by Kempo September 17, 2006

no ego

When you say an egotistical comment, you null it by saying the term no ego. Used in a similar way to gay comments and no homo.

So yea, I've got a great dress sense, no ego.

by Kempo May 18, 2007

insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.

I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!

by Kempo May 09, 2006

PES out

To "PES out" is to partake in a session of the videogame Pro Evolution Soccer.

yo, i'm off now, gonna PES out

time to PES out

i'll be back later, PESing out.

by Kempo August 03, 2006

navvin

A shortened slang term for navigation.

Yo, who's navvin on this trip then?

by Kempo August 15, 2006