bear paw

Sometimes you use this as an unintentional pun. This saying is a play on the phrase "bare poor". Can be used to take the piss out of people who use such phrases.

Jeff: Ahhh that's bare poor.
Stranger: You like talking about bear paw?

by Kempo May 23, 2006

bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.

Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!

by Kempo May 06, 2006

EOTF

EOTF is an acronym for eat off the floor.

Stfu and eotf bitch!

by Kempo January 28, 2008

penny bashing

When two people are at opposite ends of a table, width wise, and they take turns (3 each in alternating turns) to knock a penny (Either a 1p or 2p) to the end of the table over the side. When the penny is over the edge of the table the person flicks it up, catches it, spins it on the table, catches it between their fingers, the other person makes a goal, then the person with the penny between their fingers flicks it into the goal. This can go on for however long as you like, or to a certain amount of goals. Usually done during school.

Yo, let's play some penny bashing!

by Kempo May 18, 2006

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

hollyoaks boy

A gay person. Named because of the majority of the male Hollyoaks cast looking gay as fuck.

you're such a hollyoaks boy

that dude over there is a definite hollyoaks boy

by Kempo August 23, 2007

Bubble Beard

When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.

It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.

I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!

My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!

by Kempo May 05, 2006