Beatwalking

To walk to the beat while listening to music via your earphones. Usually done to Rap beats, with your feet landing on the snare drum.

"Ah man, I was going to school and I was beatwalking to 2Pac"

by Kempo March 06, 2006

chasm

The process of smoking cannabis. Also known as a joint, spliff, bifter, zute and doobie.

Joe: What you doing after lunch?
Kane: Nothing man.
Joe: Wanna come for a chasm?

by Kempo May 10, 2006

smifed

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

by Kempo May 10, 2006

BO chimney

Where someone cuts an intentional hole in their t-shirt underneath their armpit to allow ventilation. Called so due to the steam from the armpit resembling a chimney with steam.

Matt: Damn it's hot!
Kyle: Why don't you make yourself a BO chimney?

by Kempo May 10, 2006

Squeamy

Can be used to describe the vaginal area as juicy/wet. Is best used in conjunction with the word gash.

"Damn! I was tapping some squeamy gash earlier!"

by Kempo April 16, 2006

Captain Redbeard

Someone who licks out a girl when they are on their period.

Ahahahaha Tom's a Captain Redbeard!

by Kempo May 17, 2006