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Definitions by Kempo

gash for cash 

The process of selling your vagina for money. Also known as prostitution. Used in common talk and not to be taken offensively. But probably will be.
Yo girl, gash for cash?
gash for cash by Kempo May 15, 2006

insta flop 

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.
I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!
insta flop by Kempo May 9, 2006

bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.
Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!
bear stuffer by Kempo May 6, 2006
Can be used to describe the vaginal area as juicy/wet. Is best used in conjunction with the word gash.
"Damn! I was tapping some squeamy gash earlier!"
Squeamy by Kempo May 5, 2006

Bubble Beard 

When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.

It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.
I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!

My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!
Bubble Beard by Kempo May 5, 2006

Beatwalking 

To walk to the beat while listening to music via your earphones. Usually done to Rap beats, with your feet landing on the snare drum.
"Ah man, I was going to school and I was beatwalking to 2Pac"
Beatwalking by Kempo March 14, 2006