41 definitions by Kempo

gash face

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

by Kempo May 7, 2006

praisefest

Where you praise someone excessively to the point of disgust.

Example A:

Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much!
Matt: Oh for fuck sake. Don't turn this into a praisefest.

Example B:

Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much, she's so great, I'd love to kiss her until night falls, and carress her until the morning comes. Love awashes over my body like a river running through a forest, where water is scarce. Oh how much I love her!

Matt: SHUT THE FUCK UP...WITH YOUR PRAISEFEST.

by Kempo November 9, 2006

Beatwalking

To walk to the beat while listening to music via your earphones. Usually done to Rap beats, with your feet landing on the snare drum.

"Ah man, I was going to school and I was beatwalking to 2Pac"

by Kempo March 6, 2006

websoft

Software for websites.

Have you installed your own piece of websoft for your website?

What websoft are you using?

by Kempo August 4, 2006

smifed

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

by Kempo May 10, 2006

no ego

When you say an egotistical comment, you null it by saying the term no ego. Used in a similar way to gay comments and no homo.

So yea, I've got a great dress sense, no ego.

by Kempo May 4, 2007

BO chimney

Where someone cuts an intentional hole in their t-shirt underneath their armpit to allow ventilation. Called so due to the steam from the armpit resembling a chimney with steam.

Matt: Damn it's hot!
Kyle: Why don't you make yourself a BO chimney?

by Kempo May 10, 2006