websoft

Software for websites.
Have you installed your own piece of websoft for your website?

What websoft are you using?
by Kempo August 04, 2006
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PES out

To "PES out" is to partake in a session of the videogame Pro Evolution Soccer.
yo, i'm off now, gonna PES out

time to PES out

i'll be back later, PESing out.
by Kempo August 03, 2006
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hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.
Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.
by Kempo September 19, 2012
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penny bashing

When two people are at opposite ends of a table, width wise, and they take turns (3 each in alternating turns) to knock a penny (Either a 1p or 2p) to the end of the table over the side. When the penny is over the edge of the table the person flicks it up, catches it, spins it on the table, catches it between their fingers, the other person makes a goal, then the person with the penny between their fingers flicks it into the goal. This can go on for however long as you like, or to a certain amount of goals. Usually done during school.
Yo, let's play some penny bashing!
by Kempo May 10, 2006
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insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.
I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!
by Kempo April 27, 2006
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bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.
Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!
by Kempo April 26, 2006
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navvin

A shortened slang term for navigation.
Yo, who's navvin on this trip then?
by Kempo August 15, 2006
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