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by Kempo May 23, 2006
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Get the erist mug.The process of selling your vagina for money. Also known as prostitution. Used in common talk and not to be taken offensively. But probably will be.
by Kempo May 15, 2006
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Get the gash face mug.When two people are at opposite ends of a table, width wise, and they take turns (3 each in alternating turns) to knock a penny (Either a 1p or 2p) to the end of the table over the side. When the penny is over the edge of the table the person flicks it up, catches it, spins it on the table, catches it between their fingers, the other person makes a goal, then the person with the penny between their fingers flicks it into the goal. This can go on for however long as you like, or to a certain amount of goals. Usually done during school.
by Kempo May 18, 2006
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Get the PES out mug.When you get beat severely in some sort of contest. Originated from Mortal Kombat, as when winning a match without receiving a single hit the message on the screen would say "Flawless".
by Kempo May 16, 2006
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