Kempo's definitions

lampposted

When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.

*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!

by Kempo May 23, 2006

erist

erist is just a suffix, it can be added onto words to create the best.

greaterist (greater than greater)
besterist (better than the best)

by Kempo August 4, 2006

gash for cash

The process of selling your vagina for money. Also known as prostitution. Used in common talk and not to be taken offensively. But probably will be.

Yo girl, gash for cash?

by Kempo May 15, 2006

gash face

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

by Kempo May 16, 2006

penny bashing

When two people are at opposite ends of a table, width wise, and they take turns (3 each in alternating turns) to knock a penny (Either a 1p or 2p) to the end of the table over the side. When the penny is over the edge of the table the person flicks it up, catches it, spins it on the table, catches it between their fingers, the other person makes a goal, then the person with the penny between their fingers flicks it into the goal. This can go on for however long as you like, or to a certain amount of goals. Usually done during school.

Yo, let's play some penny bashing!

by Kempo May 18, 2006

PES out

To "PES out" is to partake in a session of the videogame Pro Evolution Soccer.

yo, i'm off now, gonna PES out

time to PES out

i'll be back later, PESing out.

by Kempo August 3, 2006

flawlessed

When you get beat severely in some sort of contest. Originated from Mortal Kombat, as when winning a match without receiving a single hit the message on the screen would say "Flawless".

Mike got flawlessed in that rap battle.

I flawlessed the dude who flawlessed you last week.

by Kempo May 16, 2006