Keith's definitions

metal

crap that makes my head hurt, and makes me seriously doubt the right of teenagers to ever speak or remove their hands form the pockets so as not to scream terrible lyrics or discrace a guitar by arranges the 3 chords they know into noise.

Oh god, my head hurts just thinking about metal.

by Keith January 25, 2005

cockwolf

the gay male equivalent to the notorious "cougar"

what is that old dirty queer doing here on college night.....total cockwolf

by Keith April 11, 2005

Cowboy Bebop

An amazing animated show from Japan. You can't really call it anime.....'cause it's good.

I was amazed when I watched a whole Japanese show and none of the characters changed shape and got all gay and round. I've seen two episodes and I'm addicted to Cowboy Bebop.

by Keith September 22, 2005

pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.

The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.

by Keith March 3, 2005

Sandmonkey

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc

"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."

by Keith August 4, 2004

thick burger

a girl with a nice ass

power pound them thick burgers!!!

by Keith March 22, 2005

Juniper Green

Some stupid guy i know made it up instead of saying jumper, he thinks its rhyming slang!!

"It's cold, where's my juniper green?"

by Keith August 12, 2004