Keith's definitions

roofer

another word spoken by a high person hoping to say pass the reefer. There fore from that day on it has been customary to use this word to refer to the reefer!!!!!

Man this is some good Sh@#, pass that roofer this way!

by Keith December 19, 2003

cockwolf

the gay male equivalent to the notorious "cougar"

what is that old dirty queer doing here on college night.....total cockwolf

by Keith April 11, 2005

smurf

refers to the height of Keith Bonano..a 4 foot 7 midget.

man, that smurf got blue all oover him

by keith January 23, 2003

sonic youth

sonic youth owns all your alt rocking asses hailing as the best alt rock band since 1982

sonic youth or die fucker

by keith June 22, 2003

el chico zuma's revenge

A severe case of the wet craps, that almost certainly follows a night of chimichanga consumption at el chico zuma's restaurant on north ave. Avoidable by applying a dollup of lube to one's anus before bed.

I felt the wrath of el chico zuma's revenge this morning, now my ass is all chapped.

by Keith August 23, 2004

whenner

synonomous with weiner
referring to a mans juanson

The mans girlfriend worked real hard on his whenner.

by Keith August 23, 2004

george harrison

the best member of the beatles; died way too young

the best beatles sondgs were written by Harrison.

by Keith January 25, 2005