Keith's definitions

whenner

synonomous with weiner
referring to a mans juanson

The mans girlfriend worked real hard on his whenner.

by Keith August 23, 2004

el chico zuma's revenge

A severe case of the wet craps, that almost certainly follows a night of chimichanga consumption at el chico zuma's restaurant on north ave. Avoidable by applying a dollup of lube to one's anus before bed.

I felt the wrath of el chico zuma's revenge this morning, now my ass is all chapped.

by Keith August 23, 2004

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

by Keith May 21, 2004

talliwacker

Penis, Dick, Cock

That mas was showing off his talliwacker to the bingo club.

by keith January 12, 2004

Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

by keith May 13, 2005

turkeyfuckin

To light ones cigarette off of the cigarette of another person.

Dude,my lighters beat. Let me get a turkeyfuck off ya

by keith August 9, 2003

Nadja

my supa fly beauty queen

also prounced Naa Jaa

by Keith April 12, 2005