Keith's definitions

birkenjock

A subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, horny, Abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. "Birkenjocks" differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically associated with a more liberal lifestyle, like Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, and 311.

"Brah, I got SO drunk last night at the Alpha Sigma party, and I TOTALLY fucked this chick from the Omegas. I don't even know her name! Anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some DMB?"

by Keith April 7, 2005

Fonterbush

An uncommon flora species located only in south central New York State

Your Fonterbush is blooming nicely

by Keith March 15, 2005

Juniper Green

Some stupid guy i know made it up instead of saying jumper, he thinks its rhyming slang!!

"It's cold, where's my juniper green?"

by Keith August 12, 2004

sheowmsain

loosely translated it means do you know what i'm sayin'
a proclamtion
to be correct

i told you that was going to happen sheowmsain

by Keith August 23, 2004

christain

A wrong way to spell christian.

you spelled christian wrong.

by Keith April 7, 2004

Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

by keith June 2, 2003

Innabit

this is as lazy as you can get, a slang term for a short group of three monosyllabic words, "in a bit", often said by stoners of the droitwich high school variety, its trendiness is spreading fast, seeing as its such an easy farewell. Ill see you definitely, but who knows when. just, "Innabit"

"Yeah Im gonna cruise into town and buy some foodstuffs, you want anything?"
"Nah, Im cool"
"K, Innabit"
"Innabit Man"

by Keith May 20, 2003