Keith's definitions

sausage wagon

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling

David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.

by Keith November 19, 2004

pimp nigga

The baddest nigga around. The one that everbody may not always like but respects.

1) I want to be a pimp nigga when I grow up.
2) He is the pimp nigga!

by Keith March 19, 2005

merfler

The best place to chat in the whole wide world.

If someone kills merfle, I'll kill him

by Keith November 11, 2003

stay at home mom

A mother that stays at her home during the day. Unemployed, usually with the husband supporting the family.

The main reason for being a stay-at-home mom is to raise children better.

see also: soccer mom.

Brent's mom is a stay at home mom, she makes awesome cookies for us sometimes!

by keith April 7, 2004

el chico zuma's revenge

A severe case of the wet craps, that almost certainly follows a night of chimichanga consumption at el chico zuma's restaurant on north ave. Avoidable by applying a dollup of lube to one's anus before bed.

I felt the wrath of el chico zuma's revenge this morning, now my ass is all chapped.

by Keith August 23, 2004

whenner

synonomous with weiner
referring to a mans juanson

The mans girlfriend worked real hard on his whenner.

by Keith August 23, 2004

murrayism

From a Buddy who can't type in email. typically leading to -2 in banter.

Now were bantering. Patriots start camp next week...ahhhh The cowboys will
be sick if the get heart "The Freak" if you will.....so will you?

by Keith November 24, 2004