Keith's definitions

sadomasochism

the deriving of pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting or submitting to physical or emotional abuse.

by Keith April 25, 2003

metal

crap that makes my head hurt, and makes me seriously doubt the right of teenagers to ever speak or remove their hands form the pockets so as not to scream terrible lyrics or discrace a guitar by arranges the 3 chords they know into noise.

Oh god, my head hurts just thinking about metal.

by Keith January 25, 2005

diety

a god or goddess

Zues, Shiva, Jesus; Mohammed

by Keith June 22, 2004

george harrison

the best member of the beatles; died way too young

the best beatles sondgs were written by Harrison.

by Keith January 25, 2005

Wooshkiboo

chris williams

retard genes

by Keith March 28, 2004

turkeyfuckin

To light ones cigarette off of the cigarette of another person.

Dude,my lighters beat. Let me get a turkeyfuck off ya

by keith August 9, 2003

sausage wagon

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling

David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.

by Keith November 19, 2004