Keith's definitions

quarterbackin'

The act of wiping your ass

Knock Knock; (Bathroom door)

Hold on, I'm quarterbackin I'll be right out.

by keith August 9, 2003

airball

a type of paintball play. A field with inflatable bunkers for paintball games.

I went paintballing over the weekend, and there was an airball field to play on.

by Keith April 7, 2004

wix

Shortened form of "wicked".

"Natalie has wix tits innit"

by Keith August 5, 2003

nintendo thumb

The numbness of the thumbs and index fingers commonly occurring after hours of game console use.

"Those fucking Covenant sonofabitches are giving me nintendo thumb!"

by Keith November 29, 2003

helkholesh

is meat on stick

-best served with crab juice, or mountain dew.

We do not sell hot dogs, only helkholesh.

by Keith August 23, 2004

birkenjock

A subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, horny, Abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. "Birkenjocks" differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically associated with a more liberal lifestyle, like Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, and 311.

"Brah, I got SO drunk last night at the Alpha Sigma party, and I TOTALLY fucked this chick from the Omegas. I don't even know her name! Anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some DMB?"

by Keith April 7, 2005

Fonterbush

An uncommon flora species located only in south central New York State

Your Fonterbush is blooming nicely

by Keith March 15, 2005