Keith's definitions

nail

A cigarette

Yo man let me get one of those nails dude

by keith August 9, 2003

fug

a ciggereite

yo pass me dat fug or when u need a fug you say fug break

by keith June 28, 2004

neck

A flannel shirt-wearing, pickup-truck-driving, farmer-tan-sporting, tobacco-spitting asshole redneck.

"Look at the dumbass 'neck with cowboy stripes (chew spit dribble) on the side of his 12-foot-tall F-350 crew cab monster pile of shit>"

by Keith November 29, 2003

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

by Keith June 22, 2004

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

by Keith May 21, 2004

ClintEastwoodBradfield

to be of the opinion that BenA is a complete and utter cock, one that thinks of BenA as a twat.

"Whats your opinion of BenA?"
"Oh I'm a bit CEB about him"
"me too"

by Keith December 2, 2003

Hudson Falls

the biggest dirtbag town in the United States

I went to Hudson Falls as a religious virgin and came out as a dirty ho.

by keith January 17, 2004