Keith's definitions

sheowmsain

loosely translated it means do you know what i'm sayin'
a proclamtion
to be correct

i told you that was going to happen sheowmsain

by Keith August 23, 2004

Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

by keith June 2, 2003

two-tooth

What some call the inbred, cousin-and-sibling-marrying backwoods rednecks that are usually identifiable by their lack of proper oral hygien.

(Anybody ever see the movie "Deliverance"?

"What an idiot... he must be from Two-tooth, Kansas."

by Keith November 29, 2003

thick burger

a girl with a nice ass

power pound them thick burgers!!!

by Keith March 22, 2005

Wheelin

Actually driving your SUV in the environment it was designed for: OFF-FUCKING-ROAD!!! Like those of us who bought our Jeep Wranglers to---oh-my-god--- go four-wheeling!!! Unlike the metrosexual wannabe dickheads that think offroading is what they do in mall parking lots with speedbumps.

Buddy #1: "Watcha doin' later?
Buddy #2: "Thought I'd go 'wheelin' up the canyon for the day..."
Buddy #1: "Cool...gonna take the Renegade or the Quads?"
Buddy #2: "Gonna take 'em all"!!!

by Keith November 29, 2003

lee trundle

having soccer am up your anus

'you are great'

by keith January 28, 2004

townie

Life ruiners, scum of the world

Townie : "ohhhhh, can i have some drugs to feed my baseball bat?"
Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons!"
Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"

by Keith September 14, 2003