by Keith November 05, 2003

A subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, horny, Abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. "Birkenjocks" differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically associated with a more liberal lifestyle, like Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, and 311.
"Brah, I got SO drunk last night at the Alpha Sigma party, and I TOTALLY fucked this chick from the Omegas. I don't even know her name! Anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some DMB?"
by Keith April 07, 2005

by Keith August 23, 2004

A Caucasian female who believes themselves to be Hispanic (Puerto Rican esp.) or who wishes to act as if they were African-American by adopting that culture. It seems to be a common thing among teenage girls these days.
by Keith November 08, 2003

by Keith August 23, 2004

by Keith August 23, 2004
