Hot Topic

A store found in malls around the U.S where people can buy retro-looking clothes and music tees. Alot of people say it is a store for poseurs, but it is actually just a store that some poseurs shop at. Most of the morons that say that shit shop there themselves. Lay off.

Hot Topic sells some decent clothing.

by Keith September 13, 2003

sausage wagon

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling

David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.

by Keith November 19, 2004

Sampara

a badge-clad fool who latches onto anything remotely successful . Tends to congregate around like-minded individuals , usually Norwegians.

that old hag who follows Tim Henman every year on Centre Court with the jester's hat and Union Jack bloomers is a right Sampara .

by Keith November 10, 2003

Flopanini

The act of slapping the penis against someone's forehead rapidly and repeatedly.

I'mma give you the best flopanini of your life.

by Keith April 22, 2003

G-check

When someone of a gang approaches someone who he thinks is a memeber of the same gang, he will ask him to state his name, rank, set, and OG.
short for ganster check, or checking someones "gangster"

I had to G-check that nigga over there, he was tryin to act like he was down.

by Keith December 03, 2004

merfler

The best place to chat in the whole wide world.

If someone kills merfle, I'll kill him

by Keith November 11, 2003

smurf

refers to the height of Keith Bonano..a 4 foot 7 midget.

man, that smurf got blue all oover him

by keith January 23, 2003