KarmaLog's definitions

Hoe

A farming implement used by agriculturalists to move soil to prep them for the planting of seed.
In the ghetto, "A woman who accepts all man's seed."

"You know what you need, Jared?"
"What Billy?"
"A hoe!"
Satan wins.

by KarmaLog July 3, 2018

Daddy's Girl

When used by women, a Satanic Magick trick to induce fear in or deter male suitors from continuing attempts at sexual or emotional relations by implying that they are too emotionally or physically attached to their father to need any other form of gratification, sexual, social, or monetary; often before the male has any interest in the woman whatsoever. It conjures Envy in the form of Malice to other females as well by implying here life is "so much better."

"Where'd you get those new shoes?"
"Oh, you know, I'm a total 'Daddy's Girl,' teehee ;)"
Boy: "Yeah, I always knew she was a lesbian..."

by KarmaLog July 3, 2018

Boy's Butt

A Satanic Magick trick used against naive women to induce "Gender Dysphoric Disorder."

"Tina, you think you're sooo hot, but you know what everyone else is too afraid to tell you? You have a BOY'S BUTT!"

by KarmaLog July 3, 2018

Bitch

A female dog used by the Amish for breeding purposes.
A woman who is seen by her man or female peers as a "walking chemistry set"
A male who uses a woman for the aforementioned, and realizes not his impact on the children he creates.

"Man, shit you not, she's such a bitch."
"You too, huh? Man, my bitch just won't stop."

by KarmaLog July 26, 2018

Scuzzy Fuckloser

1. Some emotionally-gnarled or overly egotistic male who seeks nothing but reproductive acts for no effort or through intimidation or coercion of a female or her friends. Aggressive or manipulative in order to maintain a consistent supply of genital stimulation. Obesity, personal troubles, money, threats, and other irrelevant personal details are used to entice, impress, guilt, or peer pressure the individual into complying.

2. A pity fuck, or the boyfriend of a vulnerable, emotionally-distraught female who can't find someone that treats her like she desires to be.

"That girl never knew what she had until she figured out her new boyfriend is a Scuzzy Fuckloser."

"I can't believe she's with a guy like that."
"Yeah, he's had it rough, his mom just died."
"Scuzzy Fuckloser, something about him just really bugs me..."
"Yeah, he's been telling every girl in the neighborhood that."
"That'd be why!"

by KarmaLog July 6, 2018

cam whore

Someone who spends a great deal of time observing cammers, finding it extremely difficult to pick a select view to observe and develop intimate, personal relationships with.

"Dude, I love this site, I'm such a cam whore, I can't decide which one to watch!"

by KarmaLog June 29, 2018

Hit Me Up

To "hit someone up," to contact them, often by a telephone to talk or make plans.

"Hit me up later!"
"Will do!"

by KarmaLog July 31, 2018