Karl's definitions

Reamage

When Playing any EA Sports Game, the act of taking it in the ass on every play

I was playing NCAA Football last night; needless to say, there was a lot of reamage.

by Karl October 2, 2002

neopolitan

To give it to her in all three holes from back to front (while mentstrating for the cherry effect)

Touch 'em all -- I gave her the neopolitan last night!

by Karl December 19, 2006

Mallion

Someone who has the unacceptable ability to be dumber than most individuals.

Mallion failed the math class, but triumphed in Sex Ed.

by Karl November 11, 2003

beauty

beauty has several definitions, but mine is a bit more large-scale than most: just look around you: babies forming in wombs, injuries healing, lifeforms reproducing, brains working, bodies moving, etc. all have been made to be recognized and glorified, but ultimately, to point toward a Designer.

the universe is so beautiful, it makes one wonder; 'has this all come from nothing? has all of this just materialized into existance? or is there a Creator who designed it? those who are willing to find are willing to seek.

by karl July 11, 2004

good lord

an exclamation of surprize.

what can you do on a skateboard?

didn't you just see me 360 flip that 13 set back there?

good lord!

by karl July 23, 2004

jurassic 5

some hip-hop guys... they got some pretty nice tracks, like 'a day at the races', thats my favorite one. but of course, its the only track of theirs that i've heard so of course it's my favorite.

look at the other guy's definition because it is way better than mine...

by karl July 8, 2004

four on the floor

refers to two things, in my experience.

1. a rhythm pattern where the percussive bass takes place on every downbeat. Common in house, trance, other forms of techno, disco, etc.

it is the opposite of a breakbeat, where the percussive bass can be anywhere, but is normally not on beats 2 and 4, and rarely on 3.

2. refers to a 4 speed transmittion with the shifter on the floor (as opposed to the dash or the column)

1. I dig that four-on-the-floor beat; it goes well with the bassline.

2. John wrecked the four-on-the-floor transmittion in his car by going 80 MPH and then quickly shifting into reverse.

by karl December 26, 2004