Karate Jesus's definitions

Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.

Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.

by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004

Spinnerz

A difficult break dancing move name after the automobile accessorie. In this move the dabce struts foreward does something resembling a moon walk then stops, pivots and makes on of fis legs spin around clocckwise while the other spins counter-clockwise. Then one leg stops while the other continues spinning and the dancer moves away.

I fractured my pelvis attempting to pull a spinnerz at the disco last night.

by Karate Jesus January 30, 2005

Bolmphe d'la femme

An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.

The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Geek Squad

New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.

Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Legends Of The Hidden Temple

Nostalgia. Pure andsimple

Nostalgic nightmare. I nevr ends with the nickels in da machine Elvis

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

pastorama

Your butt on steroids your body on crack.

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Pregger Preps

The kind of girls I hit on at my middle school with hopes of drinking their urine and breast milk.

Me: So you're going to have a baby?
Alicia: Duh...
Me: Is the dad still around?
Alicia: No that fucker left.
Me: Well if you ever feel lonely, here's my digits!

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004