Karate Jesus's definitions

Inspector Gadget

What some women call their OBGYN.

Go go gadget-speculum!

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Huoston

A cool city in Texas.
1. Saved Apollo 13
2. Got fucked by a cheap floozie with huge knockers
3. got nuked in ID4

Don't wanna be texican idiot!

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Pregger Preps

The kind of girls I hit on at my middle school with hopes of drinking their urine and breast milk.

Me: So you're going to have a baby?
Alicia: Duh...
Me: Is the dad still around?
Alicia: No that fucker left.
Me: Well if you ever feel lonely, here's my digits!

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Legends Of The Hidden Temple

Nostalgia. Pure andsimple

Nostalgic nightmare. I nevr ends with the nickels in da machine Elvis

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Canadian Idiot

A good song by Blue Day it goes somethin' like this...

DON'T WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOT!
I LIKE BIG TITS ON GIRLS THAT ARE INNUIT!
This is a song about the Canadian Nation, Vancouver is a place full of Asians.
All around the CanAdian Nation. Red necks are beatin up on Hatians. Chug some syrup and listen to Sum 41. Avril has sharp teeth!

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

postcum

An ejaculatory phenomenon that is far worse, and far more annoying than "precum". Postcum is the same as precum but often contains a little truecum aswell.

I knew Tana was going to be at work today so I jacked off then when I was done, changed pants. Too bad I forgot about postcum. On the way their some remnants leaked out of me penis and stained my freshly ironed khakis.

by Karate Jesus November 12, 2004

Bolmphe d'la femme

An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.

The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004