A person, usually vegetarian, who has read ALL self help books, done all the courses ( especially The Forum and Psi Seminars ). They have gone on spiritual retreats, and personally met the Dali Lama. Now they dedicate their lives to helping others.
Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.
Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.
That chick from Boulder offered to give me a free colonic if I share my inner child with her, but she scares the shit out of me.. she's a complete spiritual ego.
by Joshua James October 09, 2006
A woman who berates her man for peeing without washing his hands even though he has only touched his dick - an object she doesn't think twice about popping in her mouth.
Look Emily, if you want to prove you are not a hypocrite, I'll go back in there and wash my hands.. then you go in there and suck on the faucet I just touched and see which one of us gets botcholism first.
by Joshua James October 17, 2006
The last section of a bowel movement that refuses to pass, instead coming to rest just inside the anus.
While not uncomfortable, the wiping process is greatly impacted. Unknown to the sitter their ass is clean, however, each wipe creates creates a slight relaxing of the sphincter which leads to light contact between paper and turd, making it appear that there is some mysterious and unexplainable trickery going on.
While not uncomfortable, the wiping process is greatly impacted. Unknown to the sitter their ass is clean, however, each wipe creates creates a slight relaxing of the sphincter which leads to light contact between paper and turd, making it appear that there is some mysterious and unexplainable trickery going on.
by Joshua James December 10, 2006
by Joshua James October 09, 2006
The somewhat disappointing realization one has shortly after fucking a hot Asian hooker in the ass for $3 that something is horribly wrong.
It becomes obvious somewhat belatedly, that although this is the hottest chick you've ever banged, a quick post-coital inspection reveals that she appears to have a penis.
It becomes obvious somewhat belatedly, that although this is the hottest chick you've ever banged, a quick post-coital inspection reveals that she appears to have a penis.
Honey, there must be some mistake - I must have gotten it from a toilet seat - or maybe that fuckin Tokyo Surprise.
by Joshua James October 12, 2006
by Joshua James October 18, 2006
A communication protocol sometimes used to connect to internet servers from remote hosts.
Seldom used due to it's inability to display pornography.
Seldom used due to it's inability to display pornography.
telnet playboy.com
Connecting to playboy.com
login: hughhefner
password: ********
hughhefner % titties
titties: Command not found
Connecting to playboy.com
login: hughhefner
password: ********
hughhefner % titties
titties: Command not found
by Joshua James October 13, 2006