by Joshua James October 09, 2006
Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.
by Joshua James October 11, 2006
A person, usually vegetarian, who has read ALL self help books, done all the courses ( especially The Forum and Psi Seminars ). They have gone on spiritual retreats, and personally met the Dali Lama. Now they dedicate their lives to helping others.
Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.
Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.
That chick from Boulder offered to give me a free colonic if I share my inner child with her, but she scares the shit out of me.. she's a complete spiritual ego.
by Joshua James October 09, 2006
The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.
The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.
by Joshua James October 12, 2006
The person at the back of an anal sexual encounter. While the term is most often used as a derogatory reference to homosexual men, it can equally well be applied to lucky bastard straight guys who find women who will let them fuck them in the ass.
Why don't you go back to your constituents and keep the fuck away from my son, you fudge tunnel storm trooper
by Joshua James October 09, 2006
by Joshua James October 18, 2006
A communication protocol sometimes used to connect to internet servers from remote hosts.
Seldom used due to it's inability to display pornography.
Seldom used due to it's inability to display pornography.
telnet playboy.com
Connecting to playboy.com
login: hughhefner
password: ********
hughhefner % titties
titties: Command not found
Connecting to playboy.com
login: hughhefner
password: ********
hughhefner % titties
titties: Command not found
by Joshua James October 12, 2006